pedestrian points

The points you would obtain for hitting pedestrians with your car. Different people are worth different points depending on the hilarity or horribleness of their being targeted. (But usually both).

Dude, go for that woman with the stroller. If you get them both it's 25 pedestrian points!

Stupid bikers need to stay out of the road! They're not even worth the points you get for taking them out.

by maskedshoo July 8, 2010

cool points

A system that describes how cool a person is. Whenever a person does something good or bad they gain or lose cool points

You be losing cool points.

by chronicmasturbator March 27, 2003

NFTY Points

A system with which a person earns "points" for hooking up with someone at a NFTY event. It goes by the person's rank, with some other things adding points.

General Member: 1 Point
Temple Youth Group Board Member: 2 Points
Temple Youth Group President: 3 Points
Regional Board Member: 4 Points
Regional Board President: 5 Points
National Board Member: 6 Points
National President: 7 Points

On Shabbat: x2
Same-Sex: ^2

Guy 1: "Yo did you just hook up with her?"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude I just scored 4 nfty points!"

by nftyswaddict May 22, 2010

the cool points are out the window and I'm all twisted up in the game

We are past the point where we need to impress one another because I have got the feeling for you

in the movie Bringing Down the House

by Slowmo November 10, 2003

Guy Points

You earn these by doing something you don't really want to do in order to please a women. These points can be used as evidence of you being there for your woman, that you actually care about the activities she takes part it, or simply to impress her. These actions are more important during the early stages of a relationship, usually when one is trying to get with a girl. Once you're about 2 month's into a relationship, Guy Points aren't important.

Friend - "You're going to (insert girl name here)'s softball game?"
Me - "Yeah, but I'm going just to earn guy points."
Friend - "Oh nice dude."

by QuickandEZ June 30, 2011

brownie points

Recognition for a good, but non-useful suggestion or effort

He failed miserably, but earned brownie points for trying.

by Kenthar March 18, 2003

browning points

the term you use when for 45 years of your life you didn't know it's actually called "brownie points".

Remember that you do have some days set aside as sick days so use them or try to get browning points for having perfect attendance.

by camillefoxx May 9, 2011