procrasturbating

being lazy and masturbating to get rid of boredom

At least they're working... while I'm just sitting here, procrasturbating

by rvelloso51 June 14, 2015

procrasturbate

I don't know what you did, or didn't do.... but if you did both....

Dude #1--- What did you do today?

Dude #2--- I was gonna do laundry but I did nothing but procrasturbate all day long

by saygen July 11, 2008

Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by masturbating

I forgot to do my book report because I was procrasturbating

by Sportsguy1991 June 02, 2013

Procrasturbating

The act of procrastinating/avoiding work by masturbating.

Erin: Where's mike?
Slizz:Oh ya know..
Phinney: He told me he was doing math homework, but hes probably still procrasturbating.

by double aaa April 05, 2011

Procrasturbating

The act of procrastinating by way of masturbation.

Stop procrasturbating and do the dishes!

by WaltzSomeMoore September 02, 2011

procrasturbating

The act of masturbating instead of finishing something important.

I tried to finish my paper, but i ended up procrasturbating all night.

by pete galanis May 15, 2010

procrasturbate

the act of putting off something to masturbate instead.

you procrasturbate too much, like that time u procrasturbated and didn't finish that mid-term paper.

by Blakenator March 10, 2009