Procrasturbating

It's when you're sitting down trying to write an essay, and while you're thinking of something to write you start masturbating.

I had a 1000-word essay due tomorrow so I started procrasturbating.

by Basscrack November 13, 2019

Procrastinating

When you are delaying or postponing something or an action.
Another word for hesitating.

BangChan:"Like mate. Stop procrastinating."

by edidi.04 May 21, 2020

Procrastinating

Sounding out the vowels into a rhythmic song when you're a week behind in chemistry.

My boyfriend: are you procrastinating?
Me: a aa aa aa eee eee eee ee ii iii iii iii oo ooo ooo ooo uu uuu uuu uuu

by Leems19 November 19, 2020

Procrasterbating

Verb
The art of masterbating for excessive amounts of time without ejaculating.;
Edging for a ridiculous long time ;
Jacking off and delaying your climax to the point you lose the ability to;

The cause of "blue balls"

"I have been procrasterbating all day. Now I have blue balls and my nuts are full " fml

by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 16, 2022

Work Procrastinating

Work Procrastinating is the avoidance of doing a task at work that needs to be accomplished. It could be further stated as a habitual or intentional delay of starting or finishing a task despite its negative consequences.

Ugh, work is so tedious today! I should be work procrastinating for the rest of the day, even if I don't make the deadline.

by DictionaryWifi February 28, 2019

procrasterbating

Verb to 'procrasterbate'= To masterbate or 'have a wank' to pass the time when you are supposed to carry out another task.

"Hey Dom hows the job-hunting"
"haven't done any yet been procrasterbating over anything remotely sexual all day"

by Dom 'word smith' myers May 6, 2010

procrastinating

What performing right now instead of homework.

Mom: You gotta finish your 2 books and projects before we go on vacation
Me:Yea umm I gotta do something first. *write this definition and start procrastinating*

by Schools Annoying August 17, 2011