penis protestor

Someone striving to rid the world of penis.

A lesbian or a very straight man, who feels no need for a penis. (In the man's case none other than their own)

by Anal Fury Master May 25, 2005

mitrophondick prochestyrun

When there’s no word to describe a certain person. Basically every word in the dictionary merged into one.

Person 1: Did you see what Nico said today?
Person 2: I rather not talk about it. That kid is a total mitrophondick prochestyrun.

by Giraffe360 December 14, 2019

KRM Protestation

The KRM (Kevin Rights Movement) is an international movement supporting the rights of Kevin Manfredi-Zayas, who is often mistreated and brutalized. He is an eighth-grader as of May 2022 and gets sent to the office. He must be set free.

Kevin is in the office today again, like always. Does the school support the KRM Protestation?

by Kevinlover29 May 20, 2022

Is Pi Catholic or Protestant?

When theomaticians and philosophers couldn’t see eye to eye based on the number π’s oft-conflicting or mixed interactions with other numbers or constants whether her allegiance is with the Vatican or with the Church of England.

Does π subscribe to the Pope’s or to the Archbishop of Canterbury’s theomatical teachings on how rational and irrational numbers ought to behave themselves in private and in public? Is pi Catholic or Protestant?

by Fasters December 1, 2022

Protest the Hero

Protest the Hero, sometimes known as PTH, or simply Protest, is a thrash metal/metalcore/post-hardcore/punk (NOT EMO) band from Whitby, Ontario. Their members are Rody Walker (vocals), Arif Mirabdolbaghi (bass, vocals), Luke Hoskin (lead guitar, vocals), Tim Millar (rhythm guitar, vocals) and Moe Carlson (drums). They are a very talented band, and should not be criticized even if people don't like them, they deserve respect. I've heard them being compared to DragonForce, which is ridiculous. DragonForce's guitarists can't even play their own songs live, while Protest the Hero's can, not to mention the band having great stage presence. You don't have to like PTH, but they deserve some respect.

Me: Dude, Protest the Hero is one of the best bands ever!

Musically Retarded Person: Hell no! DragonForce is better!

Me: Right. DragonForce can't even play their own songs live. Protest the Hero is better than that shit.

by synystershadows13 June 20, 2009

Procastibaking

To avoid work by making lots of delicious baked goodies, particularly of the cupcake variety. Urges occur when there is lots of work to be done, but no particular reason to bake.

"I've not even started writing yet, I've spent way too long procastibaking."
"I'm fat and I've failed my degree. Damn you procastibaking!"

by Siouxsie de Barnsley February 21, 2010

chemical process engineer

When you were 18, the university recruiters told you chemical engineering had "so much variety" and "so many opportunities!" Now, you're graduating 4 years later and have realized that your only two options include oil refining (making gasoline from crude oil) and plastics (making polyethylene from ethylene).

This is probably okay, because whatever you suffer in breathing in toluene all day wearing dark coverall FRC's in 95°F weather, you'll make up for with a 6-digit salary right out of school. You also find yourself with a strangely intimate understanding of how everything around you works, like swimming pools, HVAC, cars, plumbing... everything.

Snooty grad-school materials researcher: "So what are you doing after you graduate?"

You: "I'll be working for a (Exxon/Valero/TOTAL/Phillips66/Shell/Citgo/Lyondell/BP) refinery."

SNGSMR: "Oh, so you're *just* a chemical process engineer?"

You: *grabbing another beer, talking to someone else, driving home in your brand new car...*

by AIChE September 5, 2016