Gaynal prolapse

The messy result of an extreme anal bashing session, where the insides of the rectal passage divide by zero, falling out all over the other guy's cock.

Variations of this may include the second male inserting his custard cannon into the prolapse, spaffing all over the bleeding mess, re-inserting everything back into the ass canal, and sewing it up again.

Neil's bedroom was a total mess this morning, his gaynal prolapse exploded all over the sheets.

by Source_421 March 19, 2010

procastraction

A mix between procrastination, distraction, and frustration. Usually involving homework, essays, and projects. Used mostly among junior/high school students.

Person 1: "Damn, I'm never going to finish this essay."
Person 2: "Procastraction?"
Person 1: "Definitely."

by meghanscrewrunzdeepyo April 2, 2009

Precap

Annoying pre-commercial preview of what's to come after the commercial break on the program you are already in the midst of watching.

Husband: "Please tivo forward, this is just the precap and we're just going to watch it all again immediately after the commercial break! Do they think we have no short term memory?"

Wife: "No, I want to know what happens!"

by project runway March 30, 2010

Procastiscaping

The act of playing RuneScape instead of doing something important. (ie. homework, Showering, Sleeping, eating)

Friend: dude why do you smell like ass?

You: I didnt shower this morning, I was to busy procastiscaping.

Friend: nerd... wanna go to Bandos later?

by Nitsew & Noir Rain May 19, 2011

Procastubation

When you're about styding or need to do something urgent, but you decide to take a wank first.

me I really need to start styding right now.
dick AHEM. *gets hard*
me GODDAMMIT I DONT HAVE TIME FOR PROCASTUBATION RIGHT NOW.

by Pitn April 24, 2014

Profapstination

Procrastination which involves masturbation in it. (Regardless of the number of times it's done)

Tim: I get hungry everytime after I do profapstination.
Mike: Everyone does.

by kt11000 August 22, 2016

pronap

This is a form of napping conducted in a professional environment, i.e. at work, or on work time. "Professional-nap". This is usually conducted on a lunch room couch, under your desk, or you can even take a sleeping bag and sleep in the work courtyard. To be a "pronap" one must sleep for too long and after which you should have increased work efficiency and effectiveness.

I was out partying late last night and I couldn't concentrate on work, so I had a quick pronap and I was as good as new!

by Mr Poopoo Head January 19, 2018