Probo

A Portmanteau of the word professional and the term Hobo. It implies someone who is so effective as an unemployed bum that they appear to be an engaged middle to upper class citizen.

Anna is such a probo. She is always begging her dad for money, bumming drinks from her friends, and selling clothes. She never works but at least she bought me some groceries with her food stamps and gave me a ride to work in her 2003 Mercedes.

by Probo33 May 12, 2010

proportionally inaccurate

A person who when you see them looks built strangely. This does not apply to people with any form of disability or a midget. Someone who is proportionally inaccurate looks as if when god was creating them he skipped a few steps or messed up when doing the math to find the right proportions.

My math teacher kinda walks funny. I think it may be due to her proportionate innacuracy. Shes proportionally inaccurate

by Mynameisrrlakeoswego November 6, 2009

proboscis

Nose. A common term often mistaken as "penis" because of the sound of the word and the context people use it in. It is similar in use to the weenus.

The proboscis belongs on the face
Your proboscis bothers you in the restroom (because it smells bad)

by 10248948142947392835y923840234 February 14, 2012

out of proportion

1.off the hook
2.some thing really cool and exciting, interesting and fun
3.badass

that mutha fuckas truck is out of proportion.

by only in matts okee February 21, 2007

biblical proportions

Something that happens on such a huge scale it could be biblical- ie in the bible. So when Jesus walked on water or performed one of other many miricles they are considered on bibical proportions, after all they're in the bible.

This event is of biblical proportions!

by Aceizace April 18, 2004

probobulous

to probobulate is the act of causing problems, the adjective is probobulous.

Rather than solving the clients problems the designer is being probobulous, when questioning the clients concept.

by Oxford Spookii June 29, 2009

Proportionating

When all areas of the female body are on point. Literally. Literally pointing in all the right directions. Well proportioned.

Damn, Katy's tight. Her body be just proportionating like it's her job!

by I. Ferrari May 27, 2014