The Program

Alcoholics / Narcotics Anonymous. A program to help recovering addicts by providing them with accompaniment and support.

Friend 1: Hey, want to grab a drink after the game.
Friend 2: *Shows sobriety coin* No thanks, I'm in the program. 4 years in today!"
Friend 1: "Sounds good! It was a pity invite anyway."

by SmoovieKing November 15, 2018

HIMS program

A program originally started in the 70s to help substance addicted aviators get back in the cockpit. HIMS has transformed into a corrupt program where faa doctors extort money out of pilots by forcing them into HIMS. If a pilot won’t go into HIMS they lose their entire career and lively hood. HIMS is completely about making as much money as possible and is not truly concerned about the safety of the National airspace.

The faa HIMS program is used to make money off pilots and is corrupt.

by Himsiscorrupt July 19, 2021

IB Program

Fucking hell kill me please. listen, the IB (The International Baccalaureate) it a great high school diploma program, but also it will kill your mental health and any emotion stability you have in life. From personal experience, it consists of a lot of sleepless nights and mental breakdowns. It is a great program and gets you ready for collage.. but for 2 years IA, EE and TOK will be the only thing on your mind. Other then that I 100% recommend it.

friends in normal school - "hey what are you doing today?'

casual IB Program student - "cramming my IA and EE while sitting on the floor and eating ice cream. w fizz tbh"

by happyanfi February 8, 2023

disney college program

The program for that allows college students to work in either Disneyland or WDW for a semester. Known to have the most stressful application process known to man. Acceptances are sent out in "waves" as predicted by the Wavemaster on the Facebook page.

Guy 1: Man I applied for the Disney College Program DCP like 3 weeks ago and I'm still in progress.

Guy 2: hey at least you're not in submission like me. I'm still waiting on my wbi.

Guy 1: ay don't worry Bruh we'll all be accepted soon.

by Tcwob2 September 4, 2016

Bulgarian Nuclear Program

A complicated two part wrestling move that begins with the victim being placed in a Bulgarian Headlock. Once accomplished the performer must firmly grasp the victims elastic waistline, release the headlock, and fall backwards to a seated position. If done correctly as the headlock is released the victim will attempt to quickly get back to his feet, and coinciding with the hard wedgie should effectively render their underwear over the top of their head.

That was the first time I'de ever seen a Bulgarian Nuclear Program performed on someone wearing a thong, she looked like she was in a lot of pain.

by THE ONE AND ONLY NUGE April 9, 2007

Terrorist Surveillance Program

Term that the White House invented in order to sway public opinion on President Bush's illegal wiretapping of American Citezens without court warrants.

Typical Republican: We need the Terrorist Surveillance Program in order to protect our national security.

Republican Hack: Democrats are unpatriotic because they oppose the Terrorist Surveillance Program

by rootgroove February 15, 2006

H-B Woodlawn Program

An alternative program, or school, with grades from 6th-12th located in Arlington, VA, that's just better than any local school in the county (we've got written proof). Where kids excel in a independent learning environment, such as going to class is optional, and also includes learning alcohol intake unlike fellow Yorktown High School. Notoriously known as the "hippie" or "pothead" school, but in reality we just know how to party.

Question: Oh so you're from H-B, so do who smoke pot every day?

Answer: No, but I do know how to hold my liquor.

by HB February 19, 2005