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Pelican Talk

A cell phone conversation about nothing that goes on for an excessive period of time. It must exist in its own little world and have nothing to do with anything that could possibly lead to something productive.
Dude 1: Do you think a pineapple could fit into a pelican's beak?
Dude 2: Well that depends on how big the pineapple is, is it a fish sized pineapple or a pineapple sized pineapple.
Dude 1: They make fish sized pineapples?
Dude 2: I don't know, do they? I just used that since pelicans eat fish... I guess it depends on how big the pelican's beak is.
Dude 1: Whoa, we got to stop having this pelican talk and figure out when we're going to hang out.
by Rory Arthur March 15, 2008
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feed the porcelain pelican

To excrete waste via the anus - to take a huge shit.
Fuck mate, back in a moment, gotta feed the porcelain pelican.
by Raevn April 3, 2006
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Pelican queef

Same as a queef but with a hint of fish

(queef- a sound made by the expulsion of air from the vagina during or just after penetration)
She wanted me to go 'downtown' but after that Pelican queef no way!
by Jean Dom February 25, 2010
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Pelican Shit

A Wikipedia vandal, who is notorious for placing signs which block text and replace it with Pelican Shit or some variation on that using poorly written CSS and HTML. Has over 900 sockpuupets. More can be found @ Longterm-abuse on Wikipedia.
Googling ass pus, spongebutt squarepenis and pelican shit will show most of his handiwork.
One day, I looked up something on wikipedia, and written in a colorful table at the top of the page was:

This page fucked up by
*** PELICAN SHIT PRODUCTIONS ***

Got Ass Pus?
And when I scrolled down it didn't move, so I refreshed the page until it was fixed two minutes later.
by UrbanVision5000 December 14, 2010
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pelicanesis

The act of controlling a throat-pouched waterbird using only your mind.
Pelicanesis is de handeling van het controleren eine keel-zak wasservergel gebruikend slechts uw mening.
by FrasierNutzov August 22, 2011
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prefiction

A prefiction would be the forecasting (pre) of a made-up story (fiction).

Predicting an untruth.
The psychic made a prefiction that the world would end in 2000.
by stumblestone December 31, 2016
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pelican fly

-you got me pelican fly fly flyin' yeah
by yeahyeahfire June 5, 2018
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