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Mustache Spongebath

When a mustachioed man goes down on a girl. Like dipping a paint brush into a can of paint, he fills the bristles of his mustache with her lady juice. He then uses his pussy-juice soaked mustache to coat her body with her own girl cum, like a nurse cleaning a patient with a wet sponge.
Me: "Last night Sarah was feeling extra dirty so she asked me to give her a mustache spongebath."
Sarah's Mom: "What?"
Me: "Just cleaned her up a bit."

Sarah's mom: "Oh, that's nice."
Me: "You have no idea."

spongebather 

usually an overwieght celler dwelling slob of a person. too damn lazy to even maintain personal hygene. they only attempt to perform any sort of hygenetic action when the carbuncles underneath their inner tube flabby flesh begins oozing with smelly pus. then they make a half hearted attempt with an old bactira filled sponge from beneath the bathroom sink and lukewarm water...
Dude, did ya get aload of that spongebather he's been wearing the same t-shirt since 1999.....
spongebather by kmd555564 October 6, 2011

cocking the spangbutt 

This is a sexual act where you first spank an ass so hard a bright red handprint shows up. Then you wack your flaccid penis on the handprint until erect and immediately ram it directly into the receivers asshole
Bro, I was cocking the spangbutt all night last night

spongecunt 

A person so unpleasant their mere presence causes nausea.
That guy is a total spongecunt
spongecunt by Zoton February 12, 2004

spongelust 

His spongelust was too great; thus, he succumbed to buying the first season of Spongebob Squarepants.
spongelust by vega_stardust January 28, 2006

SpongeBitch 

Any Girl With 2 Or More Of The Following Physical Characteristics

Broad Shoulders/ Flat Chest/ No Visible Neck/ No Booty/ Trapezoid Body Profile
This SpongeBitch Really Thought She Was Gonna Fit In The Middle Of The Back Seat Knowing We Asked Her To Ride Shotgun????
SpongeBitch by PAPI SANCHO July 3, 2019