Cat mash potatoes

When custy ass lice infested cat hair gets in ur shitty ass watered down mashed potatoes that have no flavor

These taste like cat mash potatoes they are f**Ken nasty

Gabe is a waste yute

by Barbra Brando March 6, 2019

sicilian donkey mashed potato special

A sex position where a woman is doing a handstand and a man is doing a backflip whilst continuously thrusting his hips forward. This position was discovered by author Sam_le_fou.

Peter: Last night, Mr Trash watched me fucking a stripper in the sicilian donkey mashed potato special position.

by Lady McNugget May 2, 2019

Penis Potato

The new word for dictator. It will make history MUCH more interesting...

Teacher: "Hitler was one mean, awful Penis Potato."

by erinbirdy July 10, 2010

Gym Potato

A person who goes to the gym, but does not workout. They walk around slowly watching others workout and think of themselves doing the work. As like when someone watches Karate Kid and then thinks they know karate.

"Dude look at the girl sitting over there."
"Yeah I know, she hasn't done anything at all."
"Total gym potato."

by jake the snake141414 April 15, 2010

Potato war

The great potato war is a 2sided war on hypixel skyblock that opposed the first and second biggest potato farmer in the game. The great potato war lasted 9month, where both Technoblade and Im_a_squid_kid (the two protagonists) raves to see who would be the first to farm 500million potatoes. With both sides using advanced techniques, spies and monitoring each other playtime / sleep. The greatest achievement was Technoblade rounding Im_a_squid_kid to 8 different colleges. After an update that added auto replanting crops, both sides started farming 10-12hours a day on average. Technoblade was victorious and earned a potato crown with written on it “ All men can see these tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolve”. Sun tzu.

Person 1: Oh hey mark what are you watching?
Person 2: I am watching the great potato war saga again?
Person 1: isn’t that the trilogy Technoblade uploaded that made me subscribe to him ?
Person 2: Yes it is!
Person 1: Are you subbed to him?
Person 2: No I haven’t yet I think I will
Person 1: you should subscribe to him right now or you’ll die .

by Wateroflava October 14, 2020

Hipster Hot Potato

The phenomenon of people in a argument, each trying to dismiss the others opinion by claiming it is the opinion a hipster would have.

Ladies and gentlemen, Hipster Hot Potato.
'You're a hipster' 'No YOU'RE the hipster' 'You're such a hipster you call other people hipsters' 'Only a hipster would say that'.

by KidMash July 11, 2010

hot potato

a difficult problem that nobody wants to be associated with

Lets see how the manager handle a hot potato like that.

by The Return of Ligth Joker October 2, 2009