Poptart

A person who pops in and out of your life at his or her convenience.

Woman #1: "I haven't heard from this guy in weeks. Now he wants to meet up."

Woman #2: rolls eyes "He's such a poptart...what a loser...block him."

by JDOMSBA July 2, 2021

Middletown Poptart

This happens when you take a poptart, toast it, and shove it in a girls vagina.
Then you eat the poptart as it lodged in her vagina!
YUMMY!!

Middletown Poptart

by Nightwolfx2 January 15, 2009

Queen Poptart

A derogatory term used to describe the head of that particular pack of bitches know as the Popular Ones, or, if none of them are around, any of the following: poptarts, sluts-a-million, or pow-whore rangers.

Queen Poptart over there's started dating the head of the football team. Hope he doesn't notice that she's screwing the rest of the team, too.

by Uncharted June 15, 2010

Dracula's poptart

Used sanitary towel.
Vampire snack food.

My girlfriend didn't flush hard enough and left her Dracula's poptart floating in the bog.

by Zen_Bastard December 16, 2012

pooptastrophe

when your infant poops while in the jolly jumper/bouncer and continues to jump until said poop is noticed.

OMG honey, get me the wipes quick...we have a pooptastrophe!

by sgtvdub January 20, 2009

pooptasm

The action of having an orgasm from pooping.

Dude i totally just had a pooptasm while taking a dump.

by Jimmy Conolly April 14, 2009

popademic

Books or articles written by academics on academic topics such as the new nature of cities or the interconnectedness of the world. These works are intended to be popular, frequently are on best seller lists, and are aimed at a specific type of mass audience, usually one that is educated and works in the professional service sector. Usually, this audience has a large enough disposable income to afford popademic works.

Richard Florida's book, "The Rise of the Creative Class" is a popademic book. So is "Freakanomics."

by blondedragon December 3, 2009