Puppetsexual

Having a sexual attraction to a puppet.

This also includes a marionette and a ventriloquist dummy

God. Dirk is so weird. I'm pretty sure he is Puppetsexual.

by PIERROTHECLOWNBOI July 2, 2019

cadoodle poppers

A country way of having bite size mishaps.

Ah cadoodle Poppers, the dog climbed over the fence again!!

by bailsuknowit July 9, 2009

update the puppets

(Verb.) Referring to the trimming of one's pubic hair
Synonyms: "man-scaping", waxing, "mowing the lawn," etc.

This No-shave November did a doozie on me down there, I have to seriously update the puppets.

by beekachu222 November 28, 2016

Poppers

poppers: A small glass bottol filled with solvents that when sniffed gives a big shake to your brain because the solvents rises blood preasure so you may feel your heart beat very loud in your ears and feel your vains pump in your neck, most people get a high from it. The sensation in poppers may leave in a few minutes. It is not an addictable drug but is against the law if used with out doctor prescription.

sniffer 1. "bruv sniff some of this shit, its raw
sniffer 2. "rah bwoi wat is this next stuff?"
sniffer 1. "sum good smelling poppers"
sniffer 2. "but what if the fed come?"
sniffer 1. "bruv i'll say i gotta' prescription..."

by mana_x September 30, 2005

playing puppets

A sexual act, normally referring to touching a females genitals with the hand/fingers.

"We didn't have sex, but we did play puppets..."

by Lucanos August 27, 2005

penis poppers

sex toys similar to the small rubber "poppers" popular at arcades and roller-skating rinks, used to stimulat a man's penis by popping the half-sphere shape on the head of the penis.

Julie: Damn, Matt wanted me to use the penis poppers on him all night long!

by Sioned November 16, 2006

Poppers

A foul and unholy method of smoking sweet marijuana involving cramming a piece of tobacco, into a small resin coated metal tube, and putting a small, neigh insignificant amount of marijuana, on top. You may as well just bong toke a cigarette.

Opposite of BTFJ ( Bong toke for Jesus )

Phil: Yo man, this shits trippin me out. I keep coughin black shit
M.Kraken: That's cause you been hitting a shit load of poppers lately.
Mary Jane: And forgotten about me, remember Phil? btfj? whens the last time we burned a spliff?

Phil: Fuck man, talkin pot. I gotta stop hittin those things.

by Kindred Smoke October 9, 2009