poot

A fart caused not by digestion, but by the forcing of air into the colon by anal sex
A: "It's so embarrassing when I poot while we're having sex, but I can't help it."
B: "What's a poot?"
A: "It's like a queef from your butt."
B: "Isn't that just a fart?"
A: "No it's different."
by Matilda Bbl December 05, 2014
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Poot

1. Exclaimation when you score a point by putting your arm through a "natural circle" in the opponent's body, typically when they are standing with their hands on their hips, and you approach from the rear.
2. The game. It has so far lasted two years. We don't know the score. We have no idea who is playing, and who isn't.
"Poot!"
by Steve Lewis July 29, 2003
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Poot

a girl's pussy; derogatory word refering to females.
Jarod this campus is full of poot.

You are a poot stain.
by Mikey Peck September 16, 2003
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Pooting

Tweeting while having a poo, making good use of your 'downtime'.
I was just pooting you this morning.

I am going to poot.
by Nunnintheuk June 18, 2013
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pooT

A nickname giving to the activity of playing Modern Warfare 2 Or Call of Duty Black Ops. Also the most ridiculous, amazing clan on Black Ops. Spelled pooT. Pronounced poo-ty.
What are you doing tonight?

I'm headed home to get my pooT on.
pooT den?

Damn straight!
by Sporto699 April 21, 2011
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Poot

by Potato4life January 16, 2018
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Poot

(1)
A shortened form of Pootis.
Better used for repetition as onomatopoeia.

(2)
A verb form of Pootis.
(1)
Heavy: (Takes out Pootis Gun and opens fire)
Pootis Gun: POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT-

(2)
From "Meet the Pootis Bird"
Pootis Bird: ...She weighs 150 kg and POOT $200 custom-tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs $400,000 to POOT this weapon, for 12 seconds.
by LithiumLanthanumNitrogen6738 December 11, 2020
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