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prostitute

someone who has sex for any type of payment, usually money, job placement or just sex. can be male or female. see also hooker. often gets looked down upon by stuck up bitches who think prostitutes have no self worth
miranda: ugh look at her she's such a filthy prostitute i bet she's all stretched out
stacy: thats impossible miranda the pussy cant be physically stretched. also stfu, sex workers deserve respect theyre humans too
miranda: your right stacy i'll be kinder from now on
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Kazakhstan's Prostitutes

The cleanest in the region. Except of course Turkmenistan's.

Related: Borat , Comedy , Kazakhstan , Bigotry
"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world,

all other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!

Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of the Tinshein swimming pool;
it's length thirty metre and width six metre.

Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan,

they very nosey people withe bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan, industry best in the world,

we invented toffee and the trouser belt.

Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region,

except of course for Turkmenistan's.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader,

from junction with testes to tip of its face"
by Liberal Lady Ann November 3, 2016
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prostitute

A women who sells her body to a variety of creeps, low-lifes and degenerates. The majority of her wages goes directly to her abusive scumbag pimp who takes pride in the fact that he arranges for her to be degraded at the expense of scum.
Since when was it Okay to go screw and fuck with a bunch of killers, junkies and perverts?
by BadLieutenant June 21, 2004
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pupstitute

A female dog you pay for your male dog's enjoyment
"I got tired of my dog humping my leg, so I got him a pupstitute"
by Joshthefish December 20, 2015
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prostitute

I don't want no sloppy hoe, I need me a prostitute!!!
by cgoodyyy February 22, 2019
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Hotdog prostitute

Transvestite (man to woman) prostitute that still has the male genitalia
Lloyd: hey did you get that prostitute last night?
Jack: yeah man, but it was a hotdog prostitute.
Lloyd: mint.
by TJ the pussy slayer February 13, 2015
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hand prostitute

A person that does things with their hands to another person for their pleasure, in exchange for money. Often alternatively referred to as a 'massage therapist'.
I'm going to the hand prostitute to get these 'knots' out.
by NomadicBu May 4, 2018
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