Platter .

A Person Who Has Exceeded The Limit Of Sexual Intercourse , As In Did Too Many Sexual Things With Too Many People .

Say You Have A Platter ( Whatever Food ) , You Bring It Into A Room And Everybody Gone Want Parts . Pretend The G I R L / B O Y Is The Platter . Everybody Gone Get Parts .

by Philly Words . December 9, 2010

African Platter

A meal that is consumed out of a black mans asshole. The larger the black man, the better the meal.

Bob: I heard Popeyes is having a special on chicken.
Lil' T: Yeah, they're serving it in an African Platter.
Bob: What the fuck is that?
Lil' T: Trust me, it'll be good.

by Lil' Tyrone December 15, 2011

captains platter

During the act of shrimping(sucking toes)it is when the person sucking toes puts all ten toes in his/her mouth at the same time.

After a long night of sucking toes Bart tried to impress her with the Captains Platter.

by stoli June 29, 2006

Sex on a platter

Someone who is very attractive and sexy. The platter part comes from them being so sexy you just want to eat them up (literally or metaphorically).

That guy is so sexy, he's sex on a platter.

by toee December 3, 2006

Mike Patten

Originally from Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada, Mike Patten lives and works in Montréal. He holds a BFA in painting and drawing with a minor in art history from the University of Regina. Recently, Patten's work was seen in Regina in a solo project entitled "The Celebrity Series" at Neutral Ground.

For more information on Mike Patten, please refer to his personal website at mikepatten.ca

by Michael Patten September 30, 2005

Alfie Patten

Verb
-To sabotage one's own life in the pursuit of enjoyment

Noun
- 13 year old father of one: Alfie Patten

a. "Shit, that guy totally Alfie Pattened himself with all that heroin he injected into his anus"

b. Guy 1: "I heard Sarah used to be pretty normal looking before she had that bukkak-birthday-party"

Guy 2: "Some guy gave her the Alfie Pattening of her life"

by Benanenanenjamin February 18, 2009

Meat Platter

A non-discriminating, promiscuous, heavy set, slut that's more than willing, for a few drinks and maybe a cheeseburger, to dribble off her panties and spread her legs for anyone's sexual pleasure.

Dude I'm horned. I need a piece of ass bad.

You are in luck. Tina's at the end of the bar. Buy her a couple drinks and offer to run to the McDonald's drive though and you'll get that meat platter for sure.

by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2015