Platonic Spooning

A great way to keep warm and shelter your friend when it gets that little bit chilly at night, or it could be used as an opportunity to catch up on what they did that day. Platonic spooning is just like regular spooning, only it's with too friends. A great way to build camaraderie!
"Yo! Me and my friend Amira engaged in a night of platonic spooning last night!"

"Awesome dude! Did you bang?"

"No dude, we're just friends! What the f**k is wrong with you!?"
by Dr. Oot Erous May 27, 2012
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platonic anal

When regular sex is out of the question with your work wife, classmate, or friend. A "platonic anal" hint or suggestion never hurts... well it doesn't hurt the person giving the anal.
MARCO: "Hey Erin, I wouldn't want to ruin our work relationship with classic vaginal sex or an unwanted pregnancy. Howabout we go all Christian Republican in this bitch and do a little platonic anal." ERIN: "Makes sense. Let's do this! Although I must warn you, I had Chipotle for lunch."
by Terio Marin May 23, 2016
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platonic ass

sleeping with many girls and never getting laid. Usually involves hardcore cuddling.
Brett Farve: "I have only been getting platonic ass lately."
by snowboarder810 February 21, 2010
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platonic flirting

Flirting with a friend with no romantic intention
"Remind me to thank brook later"
"Why"
"She intoduced you to me"
"Aw"
"This could be considered flirting...?"
"Platonic flirting?"
"Platonic flirting"
by K1tt3n September 18, 2017
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Platonic Crush

When you have a platonic crush on someone, it means you really like them but as a friend.
“I have a platonic crush on A. I think they’re really cool and I want a friendly relationship with them.”
by t0xicwaster0dent November 23, 2019
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Platonic harassment

When your boss makes you be their friend even though you just want a healthy working relationship.
I experienced platonic harassment last night - I didn't want to go out after work but I thought my boss might fire me if I didn't.
by Employee/Friend September 25, 2010
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platonic nut

When you get that nut off by a girl you consider as close as family
Bruh last night I got that platonic nut off
by juul queen January 09, 2018
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