Plasterer

A combination of "pleasure" and "blast" that conveys great enthusiasm as well as deep satisfaction

It was a plasterer to meet your parents, Julie.

by Rainbow Sign April 13, 2011

the chuck plaster nugget touch disaster

When your running down a long hallway where a lovely 20-piece chick nug awaits your arrival, each nugget glowing magnificently with their ever so radiant gold crispness and plump white meat. However, at the same time fat chicks from all directions are being thrown at your head, hoping to destroy any possibility of you reaching your destination. Every nugget sits patiently and watches hesitantly as their dreams of being reached dissolve right in front of them, engulfed in the fear and reality that you might perish, and that they will not be eaten once again.

Jake: Dude mike, I was going to class when i noticed a 20-piece just sitting at the other end.

Matt: (with a concerned tone) My name's Matt. You didn't go after it did you?

Jake: I'm still here, ain't I?

Matt: Thank God.

Lance: The Chuck Plaster Nugget Touch Disaster.

by echo 9 May 15, 2007

plastered

To be hit so hard the end result is landing on your ass, usually accompanied by some sort of injury or at the very lest momentaraly being disoriented. Usually accompanied by manic laughter by sadistic onlookers.

"The running back was running full tilt when the linebacker came out of no where and freakin plastered the guy so hard his helmet came off!"

by Hussar November 1, 2006

plasterification

The level to which you are plastered. Usually used after "a level of". Such as the "level of plasterification".

I can't even think about walking straight man. I must be at a new level of plasterification.

by The Dark Jester April 26, 2006

Plastered

Used when you get completely fucked in Rainbow 6 Siege

Trust me everyone has been plastered before

by l_l_l_l_l_l_ November 28, 2017

plaster of paris

The hardened, odiferous coating that forms on the penis subsequent to removal from a vagina containing a severe yeast infection. See, also, plaster of penis, karole, puga diet.

Black BF: "Sheeit beatch, u'all got me da plaster of paris dick again. yo, shnizzle."
karole: "Please stop complaining; none of the other guys on the team seemed to mind."
Black BF: "Fuck u, ho! I be puttin' it fo da sauce on u popeye chicken den."
Karole: "Oh Deshawndrel, u so fine!"

by Deshawndrel August 9, 2008

rhino plastery

The surgery needed to sort out a really ugly person's face (usually a girl).

The girl at the checkout had a nose like a jumbo jet, she needed some heavy duty rhino plastery!

by Matthew Bennett May 26, 2006