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When you are trying to have sex with a girl but are far too drunk to get a full hard on or even a three quarter.
Man A: How did you get on with that girl last night?

Man B: To be honest mate I was so lashed it was like playing pool with a piece of rope.
by Mikey R July 21, 2007
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playing doctor

Toddlers explore their own and each others' genitals.

They call this game "playing doctor", probably since at the doctor they've had routine examinations of their private parts.

Adults use the phrase as a "cutesy" way to say "sex".
"Man you look tired!"

"Yeah Robin and I were up all night playing doctor."
by Mister Literal June 7, 2004
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playing hard to get

what girls do when they want a guy but don't want to seem too easy to get..but sometimes it's not even worth it, because the guy might just give up. believe me.
shelly: what happened with you and brandon ?
samantha: i was playing hard to get, and he gave up. i guess i kept it up for too long
by tayloorr July 5, 2010
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playing fruit ninja

the act of slitting your wrists
Marcus: i was playing fruit ninja the other day and...
kid: do you need help? <3
by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 11, 2021
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role playing time

Role playing time is the term used to describe the tardiness of gamers. On role playing time, things will start anywhere from half an hour to three or four hours later than they were scheduled.
1: The game is scheduled to start at 10pm, but will actually start at midnight.

2: "Hey, I told you supper was at 6:30!"
-"So?"
"It's 9!"
-"Oh, I thought you meant role playing time."
by 403forbidden March 9, 2008
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Playing House

When a young, unmarried couple buys a residence together with the hope of living out their dreams of an ideal home life. In most instances, the immaturity of the young couple and harsh reality of their home life soon sets in, causing a stress related failure of the relationship.
Prior to the sexual revolution of the 1960's, playing house before marriage was a social taboo.

Girl 1: Did you hear Jen and Mark broke up?
Girl 2: Really?
Girl 1: Yeah, she's living back at her Mom's house.
Girl 2: Well, that's what she gets for trying to play house at age 22
by Cato_ June 4, 2013
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Playing Vagina DJ

when a female plays with herself fiercely to the point it look like shes on turntables.
Me: I walked in on your girlfriend playing vagina dj man

Denzel: cool story bro....
by eEpidemic January 1, 2012
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