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Pantera

A horribly overrated band that wasn't very good anyway.
Metal Forces rated the horrible Pantera album "Metal Magic" 8 out of 10 because the metal elitists would beat them up if they didn't.

Thrash, sludge, and groove metal were extremely influenced by hardcore, Panterarized.
by Pantera Is Overrated April 7, 2013
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pantera

A very good but horribly overated metal band. Fans of Pantera think Diamond Darrell is the greatest metal guitarist of all time yet call him dimebag, a name he generally rejected when with his friends. They also think they are superior to emo fans, when all real rock fans know they both just go /wrists but express it differently.
Typical Pantera Fan - "I like Pantera and like, Slayer, and like, RIP DIMEBAG WE MISS YOU" (while taking shirt off to show tattoos)

A fan of GOOD music - "you know there wouldnt have been pantera without bands like Iron Maiden and Judas Priest, and Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath before them. Oh, and he preferred Diamond Darrell."

Pantera fan - "nuh uh! nuh uh! DIMEBAG is NUMBER ONE forever and ever RIP DIMEBAG"

"And they say people that live in the south are stupid..."
by GANGSTAH GANGSTAH September 11, 2007
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Pantera

A very good heavy metal band from the early '90s, yet they are also one of the two bands (along with Nirvana) that destroyed '80s metal such as Mötley Crüe, Poison, and even Metallica. Pantera introduced a much more dark and heavy type of metal to the public than they were used to. This later spawned many subgenres of metal such as death metal, dark metal, and goth metal. Each and every one of these genres sucks, because this is one of those things where the first one is the best one.
Music was great before, and even during the early Pantera days, now the mainstream music scene is all whining emo kids, wannabe rappers, suicidal goths, and screaming ass holes who have no clue what real music is, and I blame you, Pantera.
by REDWHITEnCrue25 August 24, 2005
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planters bomb

A commonly used game in frat houses, during partys. One person is the bomb and the others are the planters. the objective of the game is for the bomb to drink half a bottle of absolute vodka and then knock down the planters as they beat him with sticks. if a planter is knocked down he becomes a bomb as well. If the bomb(s) throws up the planters win. If only one planter remains, the players all switch roles and you play until the planters win.
dude1: hey what did you do last night?
dude2:aww dude i gots soo wasteded i was... (dude2 throws up all over dude1)
dude1: aww man, invite me over next time you play planters bomb!!!!
by AngelOfRitual October 16, 2008
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Pantera

Crap-ass metal band from the horrible state of Texas.
Person 1: You wanna go see Kriss-Kross?
Person 2: As long as it's not Pantera. Fuck.
by Pelvis_Crusher October 19, 2009
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Tennessee seed planter

The act of one parter shoving a seed down the male genitalia then fucking so hard until the sweat fertilizes the seed and then crop grows
Damn billy I can’t wait to get Tennessee seed planted tonight! (Tennessee seed planter)
by I love your cousin May 14, 2018
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plantery

The act of picking plants and misplacing them in places far away from their home which could deeply upset the plants which the plant society don't need to face after everything they do for us.
Plantery seriously affects plants and can not only make them homesick but also lead to a very early death.
by jimine- hyung April 22, 2017
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