(Verb, Noun, Adj.)
Someone that eats all your popcorn during the previews, saving none for the movie.
Someone that eats all your popcorn during the previews, saving none for the movie.
Jack: How was the movie?
John: It sucked Jacob preview pirated me so I had no popcorn.
Jack: What a faggot!
John: It sucked Jacob preview pirated me so I had no popcorn.
Jack: What a faggot!
by Austin42 February 13, 2009
Get the Preview Pirate mug.One or more people that unlawfully enter a property with the goal of stealing newly delivered packages from the doorstep of a private home before the items have been secured.
by wise_coinmaster January 2, 2018
Get the Porch Pirates mug.Related Words
A small chain of donut shops in Ohio that, at it's height in the early 90's had two dozen or so shops, but has dwindled to just over half as many since the founder Nick (last name I can't spell) sold the company off and retired back to Greece.
They specialize in hand-made doughnuts that are far better than what garbage you would find at Tim Hortons and Krispy Kreme. Also, they use the same basic coffee, from the same supplier, that's used at Starbucks, but is usually one third the price per cup. They also sell cookies and muffins, and some stores also sell soups and sandwiches. Best of all, they are a smoke friendly place - light 'em up!
Made somewhat known to everybody on the net outside of Ohio by a cool remark made by the Tourette's Guy in one of his videos.
They specialize in hand-made doughnuts that are far better than what garbage you would find at Tim Hortons and Krispy Kreme. Also, they use the same basic coffee, from the same supplier, that's used at Starbucks, but is usually one third the price per cup. They also sell cookies and muffins, and some stores also sell soups and sandwiches. Best of all, they are a smoke friendly place - light 'em up!
Made somewhat known to everybody on the net outside of Ohio by a cool remark made by the Tourette's Guy in one of his videos.
"You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a two hour shit for all I care!!!" - Tourette's Guy
"Sweet! And I'll get a dozen assorted doughnuts and some damn good coffee for a great price while I'm at it!" - Me
"Ohhh....BOB SAGET!!!" - Tourette's Guy
"Sweet! And I'll get a dozen assorted doughnuts and some damn good coffee for a great price while I'm at it!" - Me
"Ohhh....BOB SAGET!!!" - Tourette's Guy
by JoeBaker August 26, 2006
Get the jolly pirate donuts mug.A sexual act thought to have originated in Somalia or possibly Doncaster, South Yorkshire, it involves the male, when near ejaculation to remove the penis from the woman's clunge kicking her in her shin and blowing his load in the females eye. This act is frowned upon.
by The Bad'un September 25, 2009
Get the Pirates' Best mug.Pirate Macauley is a vicious pirate who roams the severn seas. He is the most fearsome pirate in all the land and is incredibly terrible. He plunders and pillages many peoples land. As soon as you see him you should get away as soon as possible.
by Evil Pipe March 1, 2013
Get the Pirate Macauley mug.When you take a shot straight out of the champagne bottle. You must drink fast (less than one second) like taking a shot until your mouth is full. If a proper Pirate Shot is taken some champagne should be coming out of your mouth. A modified Pirate Shot can be done with someone else giving you a Pirate Shot. IT IS NOT JUST WATERFALLING.
by ScurvyCat September 28, 2019
Get the Pirate shot mug.A lawless and anarchistic head of state, voted into office who breaks apart from the lawful government and begins to demonstrate the deep greed, rage and nihilism dwelling within, all empowered by the passivity and naivety of the masses.
The Pirate President has shown that he has no loyalties and he will continue to plunder all that is America until we stop him.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019
Get the Pirate President mug.