Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" closed after defecating. Perfect pinch leaves the toilet paper perfectly clean.
by OttoParts June 9, 2009
Get the Perfect pinch mug.The name for a sudden tug of the hair in the perianal region, often caused by the accidental shifting of an undergarment; also, to surprise someone by giving their perianal hair a tug; can refer to the cause behind a person unexpectedly yelping, or leaping to their feet, for no outwardly apparent reason.
Karen and Soneli were quietly watching TV, when Soneli leapt to her feet with a shriek, as if she had received a vigorous Klingon arse-pinch.
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Pinching a loaf midlog which leaves extensive poop residue around the anus, creating the need for at least a half-dozen wipes.
I ran out of toilet paper today because of a poor pinch.
My girlfriend wanted to try anal sex today but opted out after she experienced a poor pinch.
My girlfriend wanted to try anal sex today but opted out after she experienced a poor pinch.
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J December 31, 2009
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by Brown_Bogan March 23, 2017
Get the Pichula queso mug.Someone who is asked to attend an event at the last minute, replacing an original participant that dropped out at the last minute.
Me: Cheryl, would you like to go to the opera tonight? Debbie couldn't make it.
Cheryl: Oh, so I'm your pinch hitter? Sure, I'll go.
Cheryl: Oh, so I'm your pinch hitter? Sure, I'll go.
by ChuckChaser69 May 17, 2008
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To sleep with someone else's girlfriend!
To pinch or steal a beautiful cat or kitten.
To sleep with someone else's girlfriend!
To pinch or steal a beautiful cat or kitten.
"Hey! He just gave me a pussy pinch!"
"Hey Glenn why don't you go up to Miss Conway and give her a pussy pinch, I bet she will go wild for it!"
Donna went up to her Principle and said, "That dyke Tina just gave me a pussy pinch, I wanna report her ass for sexual harassment." The Principle replied, "And you didn't get anything from it?"
"Did you hear Tony did a pussy pinch with Matt's girlfriend last night!"
"Hey Glenn why don't you go up to Miss Conway and give her a pussy pinch, I bet she will go wild for it!"
Donna went up to her Principle and said, "That dyke Tina just gave me a pussy pinch, I wanna report her ass for sexual harassment." The Principle replied, "And you didn't get anything from it?"
"Did you hear Tony did a pussy pinch with Matt's girlfriend last night!"
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Get the pussy pinch mug.A person who is majorly into and/or addicted to pharmaceuticals...i.e. OxyContin, Percocet, Vicodin, Lortab, Xanax, Klonopin, Soma, etc. Basically any pill that is abusable and gets you high, a pillhead will take.
I can't believe he rummaged through his grandmother's medicine cabinet and took her pain medication. He is SUCH a pillhead!
by TwiggyK September 15, 2006
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