Carmine Joseph Piccadaci

Born in Randolph, Massachusetts he joined the mafia at the age of 13. He left the mafia and joined the Navy in his late twenties. Getting sent to jail twice his street record still remains with the CIA. Shortly after leaving the Navy he was granted the title De` Capo-De` Capo, and rejoining the mafia. Taking in ten grand a week he married his first wife and had 3 children. His thirties are unknown because of his identity remaining incognito from the Massachusetts state police. Although we do know that in his mid to late thirties he experienced a divorce and met a beautiful young women with three children. Using money from his prime years in the mafia he purchased a silver Mercedes-Benz. Still being tracked by the FBI he sleeps with a gun by his bed.

If Carmine Joseph Piccadaci were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.

by retro6 August 14, 2010

The Picasso

Get a willing party to give you head with skittles in there mouth. Just as you are about to spew your stomache pancakes... kick them in the gut. They will spray the contents of their mouth on you. Stick a paintbrush up your ass and sniff some model airplane glue.

I wined and dined my best friends grandma. She was so turned on by the fifth of Hennessey I fed her she wanted to go straight home and do the Picasso.

by FILTHYPIG October 8, 2006

Picayune

A town in South Mississippi (40 miles from New Orleans/25 miles from the coast) that is known for its teen pregnancy, teen drug use and high school dropouts. At one time or another it was and may still be the highest rates in the nation. Oxycotin is also widely used here.
Afroman refers to Picayune in one of his songs.

Stay here and become like Picayune... pregnant, stoned and dumb.

by Bubble101 August 16, 2006

porcelain Picasso

A defecation on the inside of a toilet bowl that leaves many streaks resembling a distorted Pablo Picasso painting.

I was about to flush when I realized I made a porcelain Picasso and took a picture instead.

by Russell Heimlich December 22, 2008

pica

A disorder characterized by eating nonnutritive substances such as clay, dirt, feces, glue, paint chips, ect.

Does my child have pica?

by Swarm February 3, 2005

Picaninny

n. A young black person. slightly racist

Stems from Irish folklore of small, black faries that lived in the hills.

There were a bunch of picaninnies up at the park.

by James Dannelly May 7, 2003

Picasso Painting

An artistic approach to going to the bathroom. This art occurs accidentally or intentionally, and it doesn’t have to occur in a restroom. When your intestinal track and colon starts gurgling and bubbling with watery excrement and then notifies you that the situation has instantly become critical. You truffle-shuffle your way over to the nearest toilet, drop your pants and underwear as you wobble over to the first available stall, and then turn around and grab your ankles as you shit with all your might. The higher up on the wall the shit goes, the better the Picasso. If you paint onto the ceiling you have turned your art into a Michelangelo painting.

“The neighbors dog wouldn’t shut up all night so I went over and Picasso Painted it.”

by Nob April 27, 2004