phelching

to jizz in an orifice, then phelch it back out with a straw, hench the 'phelch' noise.

after phelching it out, the jizz is passed from mouth to mouth whilst kissing.

jonny and jill had a major phelching session in the woods on a sunny day

by Adam April 11, 2005

pitching a no-shitter

This occurs when one takes a shit which passes cleanly through the rectum without leaving any smeared shit in the ass-crack. Upon wiping, one will find their toilet paper spotless.....no muss no fuss

Damn it's a good thing I was pitching a no-shitter in there...we are out of fucking Charmin !

by El Chapo March 7, 2011

Pilching

the act of noncing on somebody who is underage, or at least 3 years younger.
Originates from the name 'Pilcher', our lord and saviour.

"hes dating a 13 year old"
"man, hes pilching!"

by Dani_tommosavocadoes January 9, 2023

Philiping

When you try to let a small fart out and end up shitting your pants.

I was playing call of duty and I ended up philiping

by Daddy dunny March 17, 2020

philing

The act of being Phil

a: how are you feeling
b: i'm philing like phil
a: no like how are you FEELING
b: i'm philing like phil

by PhilMcRich December 21, 2021

prince phishing

Prince Phishing is the act of turning the tables on a nigerian prince. This often includes enticing nigerian princes on websites such as craigslist.org and then playing along with their scam only to later exact revenge upon them. This is often played for sport.

There are several ways to go prince phishing: for instance, if you were to list a laptop on craigslist.org for sale, and you receive a nigerian prince email asking you to send the laptop in exchange for payment over the internet, you would act like you believe him completely and then proceed to mail the prince a picture of your penis inside of a box with a declared customs value of thousands of dollars. When the prince goes to pick the package up from customs, thinking he has bested you, he will pay up to hundreds of dollars of his own money to pick up his winnings, only to then receive the box and realize he has paid hundreds for a picture of your penis.

by Dr. Jim Halpert the third December 26, 2009

Skin Pinching

Pinching and rolling the nutsack to itch your scrotum sack.

"Did you see that speaker on stage skin pinching?"

by SkinPincher December 29, 2009