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Pervert 5000

the epitimy of being a pervert
"I was getting a lap dance by a beautiful woman, while my friend was drinking a beer at the table, by himself, looking like a pervert 5000."

"Yeah, John has been to the gentlemen's club every day this week and spent his whole paycheck. He is officially a pervert 5000."
by ole'dad13 June 28, 2009
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pervert

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A person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior.
That Pervert is staring at my breasts.
by UB March 13, 2004
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google pervert

a person who searches on a search engine for porn or hentai to look at and possibly masturbate to. while google is the most common, many other search engines are used to satisfy their needs, many times search engines which are not used to find pics, i.e. urban dictionary's search engine or newgrounds search engine. the less intended purpose the more perverted.
google pervert: I'm gonna find some pokemon hentai on google!
normal person: my god...
by thegreatmonkey April 30, 2005
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Pervert Job

A sexual act that is considered to be possibly one of the most perverted.It is usually accompanied by Irmo Jobs.It is when you get a blow job the girl sticks both her legs behind her head then spits the cum inside her vagina when you procede to anal fuck her.
No James, what type of girl do you think I am I would never give you a pervert job.
by James Liddell May 26, 2010
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Pervert's Dictionary

Jerry was feeling rather obscene, so he consulted the Pervert's Dictionary for some victims.
by McCock, the Crime Dick August 26, 2006
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pervert

Someone who's idea of normal sexual interaction just happens to be kinkier than yours.
Example: (While having sex outside on a park bench)
Look over there honey. Those people having sex on the marry-go-round. I can’t believe them. They are such perverts.
by vaslav August 3, 2005
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unintentional pervertedness

Bieng a pervert without even knowing it
OLD MAN(in a deep slow voice)-"hiya luv, can i sit here?"
YOUNG SCHOOL GIRL-"wtf?"
during this convo, he cannot remove his eyes from her legs, he does not know hes doing this
by Rorz n Wilde December 22, 2004
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