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Save 15 percent or more with Geico

When a man deploys semen on to a woman's face and then licks it off and keeps it in his mouth as he spits in to Hamburger Helper.

This action is most commonly used at Wendy's.
Guy: Hey man did you save 15 percent or more with Geico last night.
Guy 2: I don't know ask your mom. jizz facial
by Notfakebroz August 7, 2016
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thousand percent

It means that s#!t dun, forreal, thousand percent god. Boo-yaa, poppin keep it rill!
Its straight murder, homicide, 187, the BBOOMMBB.
Forreal, thousand percent dun.
That new shit was on hit for 2011!
Oh shit for real?
Thousand percent!
by ratbatspider September 2, 2010
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10 percent rule

Immediately Spending 10% of money acquired from prize winnings, pay checks, sales, etc... towards celebrating in order to attain good luck.
I just got my tax refund for $2,456, According to the 10 percent rule I have to go blow $245.60 on getting wasted and motorboating some bitches. Cause bitches get brunched.
by L-LEEZY September 27, 2012
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110 percent

to try extreamly hard or over the top to make someone have excreatating pain and to suffer a gaint loss because of how hard you are trying.
burnt hills lax trys 110 percent but still sucks
by creasemoney coach gal October 22, 2012
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49 percent

The percent of the nation which did not vote for George Bush. Could be used to refer to democrats or liberals. Essentially the same as Forty-Eight Percent Nation, although expressing less disparity in the numbers of people who supported either side.
the 49 percent are underrepresented
by dmby.com May 13, 2005
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69 percent

refers to a girl that is mostly on the lesbian end of bisexuality. the term "69 percent" is a homonym, referring both to the percentage of lesbian and her favorite sex position. 69 percenters are the holy grail for every man, signifying not only a tougher challenge to bring to bed, but also the most likely girl to bring along a friend for a threesome.
"i'm not really that into guys, though i do enjoy them on rare occasion. i'm definitely at 69 percent."
"she's such a babe man. i thought she was a lipstick lesbian but it turns out shes just picky about her men. that chick is a 69 percent."
by A "professional" June 4, 2013
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95 percent

The feeling you get after a long, long night of drunken debauchery. You're not hungover, but not completely hunky-dory either. Everything is not QUITE right. Telltale signs may include a mild headache, extreme thirst, and/or the desire to lay in bed all day.
Rachele: I love not being hungover!
Lauren: Yeah, me too, but after last night I'm still at 95 percent.
by notyouraveragepartygirl February 14, 2009
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