Peasant

Non-tumblr users and/or those who are ignorant or intolerant of awesome things.

Fangirl: " But mom, I can't go to school. It's full of peasants."

by Sophiaaaaaaa September 17, 2012

the peasants are storming the castle

a sudden urge to shit

After burrito-rama at the Mexican choke-and-puke, I felt the peasants storming the castle.

by mongo February 20, 2004

persay

An incorrect spelling of per se. Used by those who do not know its proper use.

"I didn't really dump her persay.."

"Yes you did, because you're an insecure little fucktard. Now stop trying to sound smart."

"...okay."

by Sub Zenyth August 12, 2005

peasant

A farm worker, usually poor. The most common type of person in a pre-industrial society (usually 66 to 95%), and of the lowest class.

Peasants were/are typically small farmers, tenant farmers, sharecroppers, farmhands, and laborers and invariably rural, living in villages and tending land which is practically theirs but officially belongs to the wealthy.

Usually an insult for dirty, uncouth, unsophisticated people of low status.

Peasants stereotypically have virtually no education, nonexistent hygiene, are conservative, and have almost no rights, despite that their work requires careful planning and that they are not averse to protests.

The peasant woman, her three daughters, and her husband's many kinswomen tended the garden and the livestock while their menfolk toiled in the fields. They had little option but either work until their backs gave out or starve, plus they had to pay heavy taxes for the rich.

by Lorelili November 17, 2010

prasan

(noun) Person.

Every girl wants to be with a prasan. Every guy wants to be a prasan.
Prasans are multi-talented. They take awesome pictures and no one can play the bass like them. They look good in anything that they wear, especially pyjama pants.

(adj.) Used to describe person who pouts well, generally has great taste in music and is loved by everyone, including teachers and head of sections.

Normal person: "Oh my God, I can't breathe! I think a Prasan just walked by".

by down-with-lali March 21, 2009

peasant

Any person who believes that console gaming is superior to pc gaming. You can identify most peasants by their young age, high pitched voice, and an odor of mountain dew and Doritos. Take pity on these poor souls and help them to ascend to the glorious pc master race.

console peasant: bro de human i cant c mor dan 30 fps and de xbox one has moar gooder ddr5 ram dan de faggit pc lul get rekt.

glorious brother:... sigh*

by glorious pc masterrace member July 10, 2014

Dead Peasant

A person, an employee who is subject to a Corporate-owned life insurance that benefits the corporation in case of death of such person.

The term was unknown to general public until it came to light in Michael Moore's film "Capitalism: A Love Story". It may have originated as a reference to profitiring scheme described in Russian 19th century novel "Dead Souls" by Nikolai Gogol.

Ever heard of "dead peasant" insurance policies?

by epicure March 7, 2010