pwnced

The result of a person pouncing on an unsuspecting victim, accidentally causing bodily harm.

Guy 1: What happened to Rick?
Guy 2: While he wasn't looking, his girlfriend pounced on him, and he fell and broke his ribs.
Guy 1: Ooph, he got pwnced.

by cdizzub January 13, 2009

pencen

To say that you want to sell your car, but in actual fact you're buying more

I want to pencen, all my car SERIOUSLY!!! but I bought another 2

by Paul Wongker November 11, 2020

pencen

Telling people you are selling, but in actual fact you're buying more

I want to pencen, all my car SERIOUSLY!!! but I bought another 2

by Paul Wongker November 11, 2020

Penceshit

pence.shit

/pens/SHit/
Noun, adjective, explicative.
Origin: 2020 Vice Presidential Debate when a fly was attracted to Mike Pence.
Definition:

1.) Nonsense, either inaccurate statements spoken out of ignorance rather than deception.
2.) Irrelevant statements spoken to avoid answering a direct question or to divert the conversation.

3.) False bravado.
4.) To call out a lie.

“If you tell me you can bench press 450, hell, we'll load up the bar and put you under it. Either you can do it or you can't do it—you can't Penceshit.”

Antonym: Honest, forthright, sincere, good faith, true.

by That_one_girl__ October 7, 2020

Mike Pence

a guy who you dont usually hear about because he is overshadowed by his asshole buddy donny. although you dont see him much, you always get some sort of cunty vibe from him

"yo did yea hear? Mike Pence is a closeted homosexual!"
" who is Mike Pence?"

by kornguy109 November 3, 2020

Pence

An ignorant, homophobic, judgmental, self centered, corrupt Jesus freak who thinks he is more superior than We the people; because he's a bitch

"That preacher guy is such a Pence. "
That idiot is actin' like a Pence

by Leo Might May 14, 2018

50 Pence

The name for a black, English male who represents the American rapper '50 Cent'. Commonly used as an insult or tease.

"Whoah! That guy can rap, he's black and he's been shot just about a million times!"
"Well, isn't he just the next 50 Pence!"

by Parksey26 August 18, 2009