Peen Gang

Peen Gang is an elite force that can handle destroying anything from thots to nazis.

Brian: Did you hear what peen gang just did?! Josh: No niBBa what happend? Brian: They just fucked up some nazi thots!!

by jACoBy&MYerS January 16, 2019

pee on my birthday cake

A phrase used to express frustration towards cynics, haters, and other killjoys.

Why you gotta pee on my birthday cake mang?

by strangedaze April 28, 2005

Peener

Penis + Weiner = Peener

It's just more fun

Peener Peener Mansee has a weiner.
Sarah has a peener
That boy is a peener.

by Peener October 13, 2004

Peeance

A word president George W. Bush created. Nobody can begin to fathom what it means. Only used once, with the word 'freeance' succeeding it, during a speech.

"A peeance, freeance secure Iraq in the midst of the Middle East will have enormous historical impact."

by Eliot Armstrong February 12, 2004

peeing out the bottom

Verb. When one has to pee and is wearing a pair of shorts with no zipper or buttons, rather than pulling down the top of his shorts and pulling his weiner over the waist of the shorts to pee, he chooses to pull his weiner out and pee by pulling the bottom of his shorts to one side.

Joe (standing next to and watching Tom pee at a public urinal): Yo brozay, what are you doing over there? Don't you just pull your shorts down to pee?"
Tom: "No man, this is soooo much easier. I'm peeing out the bottom. Much less of a hassle."

by stockman09 June 25, 2010

Groupon peen

Tristan Thompson's community dick. Always on special promotion.

Oh shut up, will you??? You ain’t care when Tristan cheated on you the first fifty-leven times. You ain’t care when he was sharing his Groupon peen with the world while you were pregnant with Two Truths and A Lie™️. Why do you care now?

You’re a bird. A whole pterodactyl.

-- Clarkisha Kent

by 10001110101... March 1, 2019

My eyes are peeing

When liquid seeps out of your eyes, a sarcastic comment when someone asks if you are crying

John: "Why are you crying? The story wasn't that sad!"

Mary: "I'm not crying, my eyes are peeing."

by Caroline43001 April 1, 2010