a big ass paragraph

I don't like it, I never liked it, and if this is all you're gonna text me over summer after radio silence from you then first and you, Rosie, e.t.c had be to be so absorbed in my romantic life, my personal life, my WHOLE FUCKING LIFE, you had to find pictures of me from YEARS AGO, FUCKING YEARS, to bring back and show me and everybody else because i was so fucking ugly and so fucking fat you guys couldnt just keep the shit ñto yourselves, everybody had to see, everyone had to know what i looked like in 5th to 6th grade having as much fun as possible, I wanted to make memories so I took pictures of myself making those memories, but for the same reason of you ass hats i stopped taking those pictures, my camera roll is purely screenshots, i dont take pictures of myself anymore because of people like yall, alright now I know I went on a tangent but this has been sitting in me for a while and now you out of the blue send me that shit, kinda makes me mad yknow? But really, don't text me, ask me to hop on house party, call me on here, e.t.c, ANY way of contacting me, if this is all you are gonna send

Kevin sends you a big ass paragraph like this when he fucking hates you

by nigerianprince August 12, 2019

paraguayan tea

scientific word for mate leafs

- i would like to buy some paraguayan tea please.
- mate? Sí como no!

by pablo bvs September 11, 2006

Paragon

An example of excellence. The very best of the best.
Also one who aspires to have paragon status.

What does Paragon mean?? Oh hell, go look it up.

by T May 26, 2003

montage parody

It's when you open sony vegas import a random COD video and slam your cock agains your keyboard for 2 hours-IGN

Look at that montage parody, show me the montage parody
Give me the montage parody, I want the the montage parody
Back up the montage parody, I need the montage parody
I like the montage parody, oh what a montage parody

-Jaden Smith

by Dank Child January 16, 2014

Paragay

A person who labels themself as a Parawhore but is in fact just obsessed with a particular member of Paramore..

Person 1: Omg, I LOVE Paramore, Hayley Williams is the sex
Person 2: Pffft... Paragay

by Steven Parawhore May 15, 2007

parkget

v. to forget where you parked.

"Dude, did you parkget?"
"Yeah. Where the heck is my car? It should be here."
"Maybe we were on the other side."

by tinkyfinky October 15, 2007

Pargunan

a person from pakistan wearing white shorts playing badmington. Pronounced parg-you-nan

ah look over there ethelbert a pargunan.

by sebbyfisheggs December 1, 2009