Kazoo Parade

The act of performing fellatio on a series of flaccid penises.

In order to be appointed grand marshal of a kazoo parade, one must have a powerful jaw and a potent salivary gland.

You hear that? Sounds like a kazoo parade is going down in there!

by Dirty D. May 13, 2014

White Trash Parade

A series of three or more lifted American-made pick-up trucks (typically plastered with naked lady decals, confederate flags, or metal mulisha stickers) cruising down the same street on friday night.

Dude, wasn't that Cheto's rig leading the White Trash Parade down second street?

by Merkin Master January 26, 2010

naked ass parade

That brilliant and hilarious idea you have with your buds while drinking that is somehow so astoundingly unfunny the next morning.

So we all decided to prank our uptight little town with our naked ass parade for the following Saturday, and we planned every offensive detail from top to bottom!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

Bulls on parade

"Bulls on parade!" - North American metaphor slang,

Usually used to notify those around you that police officers/soldiers are present and/or taking action nearby, and that it may be time to defend yourself against them.

"Bulls on Parade" is also a song by the band RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, which features on the Album "Vietnow". The band often uses this song as an opener as it is very exiting and contains powerful anti government rhetoric.

"oh shit watch out man, they're coming... YO! BULLS ON PARADE!"

RATM: "Arms warehouses fill as quick as the cells,
Rally round the family with a pocket full of shells,
...BULLS ON PARADE!"

by RenHoek28 August 23, 2007

Hot Parade

A really good time; a sweet party

"Hey, how was Stephen's party?"

"We didn't want to go home. It was one hot parade!"

by ImplWeekend April 11, 2012

Plan the parade

An expression used in sports when a team makes positive trades or acquires players which make the team a championship contender. The parade in reference refers to the Stanley Cup parade through Toronto that was planned after the Toronto Maple Leafs of the NHL acquired star forward Phil Kessel.

The phrase is often used sarcastically.

"Leafs have clinched a playoff spot!"
"Don't plan the parade yet"

by Fixing May 5, 2017

fart parade

a "parade" of farts. must consist of at least 6 or more farts.

you're sitting at the table and you fart consistently 6 or more times and you say "that was a nice fart parade." kind of like a pfft toot pfft pffft toot toot

by Lax mom to 3 February 24, 2009