pants 

very uncomfortable
unnecessary

hey! don't you hate PANTS?!

pants by mightymouse June 16, 2002

pants 

A place to put all kinds of electronic wizz-flash gadgets.

Quiddity, what is that down your pants?

pants by Rani June 16, 2002

pants 

opposite of beef, a card that is exceptionally useless

"Ah man, that card is pants!"

pants by Miraron February 18, 2005

pants 

A penis to dyslexicons.

I asked the stripper to dance on my pants, but she said she didn't like to rub on denim.

pants by auth00r June 20, 2006

pants 

The one article of clothing you can live without. like in the supermarket.

Have any of you seen my pants?

pants by the ph1l0s0ph3r May 16, 2010

pants 

devilish anti sex devices. Warning: pants made for girls are notorious for being even more difficult to beat, they can contain up to 4 buttons to be unbuttoned.

Dude, I was getting it on with this girl, but her pants were so locked up there might as well have been a padlock down there. So I gave up and found another girl with a skirt on.

pants by fatninjaporker February 19, 2011

pants 

An optional piece of clothing

I j-walked without pants today!

pants by KITTEH July 31, 2003