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Packety

Hoes that sleeps around for drugs.
Tajiah is a packety
by 420blazeitboi July 23, 2018
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packet head

Packet head is an individual who always gets on cocaine.
you know that Sam Townsend, he's a right packet head
by Izbomb January 15, 2019
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Packet Client

shitty Minecraft Windows 10 Client

verb: You turn gay if you use packet client

Noun: shit mc client
Man 1: bro, do you use packet client?

boy 1: yes! its the best client in the world!

Man 1: kill yourself autist
by PacketClient April 8, 2022
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coffee packet

a coffee packet is another saying for tea bag. our teacher, mrs. v, wouldnt let us say tea bag, prolly because she knew what it meant. i didnt think teachers knew about tea bags
the other week i dropped a coffee packet on that bitches face
by stu f. May 3, 2004
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Hayden Panettiere

We'll let's just say she's nothing like a Disney Channel actress.

Let's look stuff up. Hands down Hayden is a far better dresser with a taste of a 30 year old. Whereas girls from Disney dress very skanky. Vanessa Hudgens always takes pictures with Hayden so she doesn't look bad. Well compared to her, she does, always. Hayden 1, Disney 0.

She actually started singing at a young age, can carry a note, and has won awards for songs in movies such as A Bug's Life. Today's Disney stars have no experience at singing but they do it anyway to get money and for people like girls and gays and shit to like them. Miley, Vanessa, Ashley, the Jonases, Demi, Selena, Zac? Pfft, do you see a pattern here? This just screams "marketing ploy", and their singing voices are used to kill terrorists. Hayden 2, Disney 0.

Speaking of marketing ploys, Hayden was offered a role in High School Musical. The smart decision was that she refused and did not want the burden of being a clingy attention whore, and would rather breakout as a big star when she turned an appropriate age and have a bright future ahead of her. The Disney actors either don't know how to count, or they are just spoiled brats who want everything now. In 3 years they will all go to rehab or jail or become washups. Hayden 3, Disney 0.

Hayden is also very down to earth, and puts people first over money or fame. She's also a spokeswoman for the Whaleman Foundation and once tried to stop whaling in person. She hopes to become the president of the organization when she retires. Disney? Pfft. Name one time they really went out of their way to help people. That Miley New Year's party was just a set up by MTV to get ratings. And the Jonases get paid for sponsoring the Salvation Army. So yeah name one time...I thought so. Hayden 4, Disney 0.

It's ironic to see that one 19 year old woman beats all of the Disney Channel (ages 14 - 23) in prestige, personality, and reputation. Plus she's hot!
Vanessa Hudgens: HAYDEN! How have you been?! Like, my black slutty whore costume is gonna melt any minute. Can I get a picture with you again so I won't look like shit?
Hayden Panettiere: Does it matter? (Oh god why?)
by Smart American Male January 18, 2009
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Pakenham

A small yet bustling rural town in which inbreeding is common.
"Check out that guy and his wife, they're clearly from pakenham"
by Senator Alan March 18, 2008
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paget

Paget Brewster, possibly the most hilarious actress known to mankind.
Is best known for her role as SSA Emily Prentiss on Criminal Minds, as well as "Joey's-girlfriend-Kathy-who-Chandler-falls-in-love-with-and-then-after-Joey-finds-out-forces-Chandler-to-stay-in-a-box-as-punishment".
Has also been in Huff, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, American Dad, and The Big Bad Swim.
Is an excellent guest on Conan - in her last appearance, she talked about bathroom stalls that don't lock, and lobster traps that are inside out. It blew Conan O'Brien's freaking mind.
ZOMG DID YOU SEE THAT PAGET INTERVIEW?! I LAUGHED SO HARD MILK SHOT OUT OF MY NOSE!
by justanothergirl88 August 21, 2009
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