TOTAL PWNAGE

Owned, pwned, totalled, fragged, Smashed, backstabbed, sniped, railed, splattered, Shot, Beaten to a pulp, thrown to your death, crushed, blown up and corpsehumped. All at once. However unlikly that is.

N00b: Wat is that rushing towards me?
Pro (x11): its a rocket u dumbf***. Bye.
BIIIIG BOOM!
n00b = TOTAL PWNAGE!

by WokkedElite May 16, 2005

mortal pwnage

Mortal Pwnage is the sound that emerges from a victors mouth after annhiliating one's opponent on a FPS game.

You've just creamed your friend sooooo harshly and humiliated him on Halo that you turn round and scream "Morrrrrrrrtalllllllll Pwwwwwnage!" whilst flipping him the finger.

by Gavyn Hughes June 12, 2005

hardcore pwnage

A HARDER version of pwnage, a word said by no-one other than nerds; Runescapers, World of Warcrafters, anyone that plays multiplayer online games.

"You better watch your mouth, mister, or you're gonna get 100,000 volts of hardcore pwnage coming your way"

by Jopkins June 19, 2008

pwnage

the lamest word in the english language that describes a nerds online dominance over another nerd.

that was uberpwnage!-Stan Marsh

by acohlmia October 14, 2006

pwnage

A term created by computer/video game nerds used to describe flawless dominance of another in the computer and video game realm. The root word "pwn" was originally a typo of "own" because the "o" and "p" on the keyboard are right next to eachother.

PWNAGE is now an acronym that stands for: "People With No Actual Girl Experience," because most of the people that use the word are usually spending their time absorbed in the computer world and not the real world. Consequently, they don't socialize much in physical reality and therfore, don't get laid. Internet porn and excessive masturbation have become commonplace for them and removed all drive to go out and meet someone to fornicate with.

Look at those super-geeks over there. That's pure PWNAGE for you.

by 8-Roper September 21, 2009

pwnage

Original a mistake by someone when typing 'owning' the word has became world renowned throughout the Counter-Strike community and one might say, is slowly overtaking the use of 'ownage'.

Pwnage: Ownage, same thing.

CS is pwnage.
Utter pwnage that game.

by Sloo January 24, 2004

pwnage

This term means perfect ownage, or pwnage. Used when dominating someone.

That was pwnage.
You just got pwned.

by Patrick J. February 13, 2004