philfaction

a word to sum up the immense power of one named philip, who when faced against an army of the un-holy proves himself strong in the lord and vanquishs his foes with any random thing lying around, skilled master in most martial arts, his voice thunders through the wind, echoing defeat through the souls of his enemies, no weapon formed against him will prosper, he is undieing and unrelenting, an entire nation will spring forth from his seed, able to tap into the mind gates of supernatural beings his ability to learn and interpret thought is unmatched, much like the fictional character Neo the one he is capable of anything he sets his mind to.

The most immense earth quake is equivilent to 1/8th philfaction.

Though many will try, few will reach total philfaction.

by philfaction December 10, 2010

pilferaped

When you borrow something from a stranger without asking permission and then rape it.

Man, after we left the farm this weekend, I totally pilferaped Anthony's chickens.

by randoh May 20, 2011

Pilf

Parent I'd Like to Fuck

"Ayo you see that parent over there!"
"yea what about them?"
"They're a pilf!"

by Lovely apples April 1, 2021

PILF

Pony I'd Like (to) Fuck

Princess Celestia is such a PILF.

by peepaw's hand sanitizer July 8, 2021

PILF

President I'd like to fuck

"Volodymr Zelenskyy? He's such a PILF"

by charliee4short_ March 15, 2022

PILF

Person I would like to fuck! A very strong feeling for that certain somebody is very common if you wanted that someone really bad consider them a PILF

“You see that chick she’s a real PILF”

by DumbFuckKaleb August 1, 2022

eye pilfer

The act of blatently scanning the surroundings for loot or booty while maintaining conversation.

Damn, u better watch Kritty. She is eye pilfering the fuck out yo things....And your man

by AristoTrap April 3, 2017