pitchpork

When your friend is idiot but you admire him all the same.

Mate I love you but your a total pitchpork

by The sorcer tim September 23, 2019

leah pitchford

a wonderful one of a kind girl who has the cutest laugh. is a great role model and a great asset to other people!

she is also extremely beautiful but she doesnt know it!

man, leah pitchford is the sexiest girl man

by one polish boi February 16, 2021

Yesterday's Patchwork

Something that happened the day before you don't want to discuss. Usually used ironically.

Person 1: Hey, do you remember when you..........
Person 2: THAT WAS YESTERDAY'S PATCHWORK!!

by Pie In Box November 30, 2019

pitchforkable

freakishly ugly and scary

That girl you went home with last night had a patch over her eye and a humpback. Yeah, she was definitely pitchforkable.

by caseman7 June 4, 2009

Trenary Pitch Fork

When you douse your arm in gasoline, light it, then fist fuck a cow in the fields of Trenary.

"I got wasted last night and gave my cow a Trenary Pitch Fork"

by AWDM-Town January 14, 2009

patchwork pussy

When you give yourself a Brazilian wax at home, but with poor execution, causing a patchwork of bald and hairy spots to cover the area.

I wanted to surprise my boyfriend with a Brazilian wax on our 6 month anniversary but I tried to do it at home and ended up with a patchwork pussy.

by Annazoe January 7, 2017

pitchforked

When you're invited to a friend's house for under false pretenses of "tea and jam", but when you get there, you're friend starts breaking out the porn, proceeding to get their "freak on", and encouraging you to do the same.

Ingrid: How'd lunch go at Sam's.
Ella: I was pitchforked. I don't want to talk about it.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 27, 2010