When an individual proceeds to make out with any/every living or breathing entity in the vicinity, typically with tongue. The term is derived from the late class of 2025 eso pilks.
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The inevitable responsibility of all grown ginger males to eunuchize themselves, and if devoted enough to fighting global extinction proceed to castrate the posterity of gingers as to avoid future procreation of an incestual demonic species necassary for the survival of mankind.
The bloody pilkerton is a painful experience both mentally and physically for gingers but it is vital to the human race.
Joe I know you dont want to, but you have to pilkerton yourself and your little brother/lover, for the good of all beings.
Joe I know you dont want to, but you have to pilkerton yourself and your little brother/lover, for the good of all beings.
by MBenji February 7, 2010
Get the Bloody Pilkerton mug.Hannah Pilkingtons, like that of the Katie Towlers, also reside in Hindley Green. They are typically tall so will not date any guy below 6ft. Speaking on 6ft, Hannah Pilkingtons also require guys to have 6ft penises because Hannah Pilkingtons often work as lifeguards and may need said 6ft penis as a life raft to help out drowning children ( in the most non-pedophilic way possible).
Guy of suitable height: Yo, bro, who's that over there?
Friend of a Hannah Pilkington: That's H-dogz and you're in luck as you're over 6ft! But wait, what's your dick size and can you swim?
Friend of a Hannah Pilkington: That's H-dogz and you're in luck as you're over 6ft! But wait, what's your dick size and can you swim?
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by Vibrating mr Ashton September 19, 2018
Get the Evie pilkinton mug.Sam is an all round good guy. He’s hardworking, talkative and likes his food. However, he can be a snake at times and also likes to mow your lawn on saturdays. In other words, he is the epitome of a fuck boy. However, at the end of the day he still has time to finish off an extra sushi roll.
Bro, that girl last night said she hooked up with a hot guy but didn’t catch his name.
Bro: yeah hard to tell, could of been Sam Pilkington!
Bro: yeah hard to tell, could of been Sam Pilkington!
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