Addling it

Verb
When an individual proceeds to jake they shi while facing a large window

"I'm addling it! I'm addling it!"
"ayo I caught zappatron addling it again last night, he needa cut ts out fr"

by eso_merchant May 05, 2025

fucketing

a word to describe extremely heavy rain.

"its really fucketing down out there"

by eso_merchant May 06, 2025

Pilksing it

When an individual proceeds to make out with any/every living or breathing entity in the vicinity, typically with tongue. The term is derived from the late class of 2025 eso pilks.

Ayo, Zapatron lowkey Pilksing it!

by eso_merchant May 05, 2025

eso discount

1. The act of hitting a lick at the store, usually in Newmarket, Auckland. Individuals using the eso discount may experience low levels of remorse because they descend from a long line of fuck-ups or straightened circumstances.

2. To unlawfully remove from a place of business.

"g are we paying for this?"
"hala g, eso discount"

by eso_merchant May 06, 2025