eso_merchant's definitions

Addling it

Verb
When an individual proceeds to jake they shi while facing a large window

"I'm addling it! I'm addling it!"
"ayo I caught zappatron addling it again last night, he needa cut ts out fr"

by eso_merchant May 5, 2025

sticky bus

1. An inconvenient or undesirable bus trip. A bus that you don't really want to take.

2. An uncomfortable bus ride

"g when's the train"
"hala the trains on so we getting a sticky bus g"

"It's 20 huck for a uber or we getting the sticky bus ko"

by eso_merchant July 27, 2025

Pilksing it

When an individual proceeds to make out with any/every living or breathing entity in the vicinity, typically with tongue. The term is derived from the late class of 2025 eso pilks.

Ayo, Zapatron lowkey Pilksing it!

by eso_merchant May 5, 2025

eso discount

1. The act of hitting a lick at the store, usually in Newmarket, Auckland. Individuals using the eso discount may experience low levels of remorse because they descend from a long line of fuck-ups or straightened circumstances.

2. To unlawfully remove from a place of business.

"g are we paying for this?"
"hala g, eso discount"

by eso_merchant May 5, 2025

fucketing

a word to describe extremely heavy rain.

"its really fucketing down out there"

by eso_merchant May 5, 2025