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picasso poo

When a person takes a shit, usually creamy, and it leaves a paint like residue on the toilet bowl upon flushing. Different techniques and types of poo yield different results or masterpieces.
After a 12 minute battle with the toilet, Mike enjoyed flushing so he could see his Picasso poo at work.
by bLiTcH January 10, 2009
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Picasso

After Anal Sex, Pull out and write your name (signature style) on her back
I left my picasso on her back, she refused to shower it off. I think I'm in love.
by spoon1990 March 8, 2011
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Pittsburgh Picasso

While you are engaged in anal sex, you pull out, then she shits in your hand and you smack her ass and face, leaving a shit-covered, Picasso-like hand print on her face and ass.
Judy pissed me the fuck off, so I gave that skanky bitch a Pittsburgh Picasso!
by CrabPoon January 20, 2009
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Picasso

An primal abstract image that appears in the ass area of garments that appears to be drawn with a crayola. Used for divination in some sub-cultures.
Wow, I had a Picasso yessterday that looked like an ape with a bowler hat drinking a beer.
by Waky October 5, 2006
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picasso

I wish I was a Picasso.
by acso man March 6, 2009
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picasso pants

Underwear that is too small for their owner, making them look as if they have 4 bum cheeks.
Dude, she's got some picasso pants on!
by x_Jasper February 5, 2008
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Picasso'd the toilet

When your poop hits the toilet at a high velocity or has a consistancy that makes it sticks a pattern to the toulet bowl even after a flush, as if painting like the artist Picasso.
Hey man, I'd wait at least 10 minutes before using the bathroom, I just picasso'd the toilet.
by DocAshe October 6, 2011
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