phooping

Pooping while on the phone. The act of calling someone (or recieving a call) while you are sitting on the toilet.

Also can be used as a noun, but should not to be confused with the current definition of Phoop

Verb:
Caller A: I want that <grunt> Jones Report <grunt> on my desk <grunt> in ten minutes! <splash>

Caller B: Sir, are you phooping me?

Noun:
I'll be right back, I need to phoop my ex-wife's lawyer.

by GoddTodd Evans October 24, 2007

phool

A Phool is a super stupid person. Alot worse than a fool beware of the phools they shall ruin us! (stress and hold the ooo in the middle for extra stupidness)

Beck "Do sheeps go ribbet?" Niall "Omg man NO YOU PHOOL!"

by Niall May 8, 2004

phoop

poop - when you're being politein front of your granny (like saying "shoot" instead of shit).

they don't give a phoop

by monkiki February 25, 2005

Phoont

1. The sound of a well executed fart
2. a fart that gets buried in a couch or chair

dude, i plopped down on the couch and that phoont jumped up and strangled me!!!

by tc2112 December 12, 2008

phondle

v. The act of handling or "fondling" various cellphones in a store to see which feels best. An important part of the cellphone shopping experience.

I went to the cellphone shop yesterday to phondle the new models.

by hotani October 8, 2009

phooch

Someone who stops in the Apple store with no intention of shopping while their iPhone charges for free. Phone mooch.

Look at that dang phooch getting his iPhone charged up while other people are trying to use the iPod speakers.

by mas06e August 20, 2011

Pholding

Holding hands through the phone conversation

Do you want to hold hands?
No, why don't we just start Pholding.

by Gillcharlie September 27, 2011