Ethan peacock

extremely short unattractive small apenditched cunt whom enjoys sucking his own fallice

my names Ethan peacock and i have micropenis

by conzy paz August 5, 2019

Qualified Peacocker

Tryna show off and get alot of attention with their watercraft. Might include adding underwater lights to a boat , adding a slide to a pontoon. A person whos car/boat/truck/ golf cart is worth more than his house.

Guy 1: Why did they put those lights their boat?
Guy 2: They just straight up peacockin' he must be qualified.

"that guys got a real nice golf cart, he must be a Qualified peacocker."

by Qualified Peacocker August 11, 2021

peacocked

p-cok'd verb; the act of drinking a little too much and remembering far too little....

Dude. I so peacocked when I was in Toronto.

by Friend of the Peacock December 1, 2011

human peacock

for show, look colorful and/or wonderful but in reality is impractical or useless

Look at those human peacock with colorful hats at the Royal wedding...

by parleton May 21, 2011

The Peacock

The sexual favor where the handle of a large feather duster is shoved up the ass resembling a peacock

When my wife role plays as a naughty maid, i give her the peacock."

by Vallada March 3, 2009

peacock

thumbing a girls ass leaving your fingers facing up and spread as far ass they'll go....works best during doggy style

That girl was diggin my cock already but she fuckin squirted like a waterfall when I peacocked her ass

by Tommy2Fists September 15, 2005

Alison Taylor Peacock

Alison its 2am and i thought of you.. not like i never do.. its boring tumbling all alone now.. as i scroll down my tumblr i see how it used to look like and how it looks like now, before there was even a picture with me smiling, did u kno thts the only picture i have with me and an actual smile? guess who took that picture? guess who caused that smile?<3 i miss you so much and i dont think this counts as a definition for urban dictionary but who cares.. when i hug u in the hallways for those 2 min i see you, i try to cherish it.. i wish tht u could be in my arms forever.. i wish that i could tell u everything i feel, even if i sat at this computer and typed for hours i wouldnt be able to splurge out all my feelings for u on here.. i cant get over you and i hate pretending that idc or that i AM getting over you.. but yea i tried moving on.. but hey what a suprise no1 likes me.. i guess i cant do "so much better than this" huh alison.. i cant do shit.. this just turned to a tornado of my feelings.. im srry. ill try to get happy lol, well as i face and accept my eternal loneliness just dont forget me alison, i will always love you, i dont wanna be a lost memory but a cherished one.. well heres ur 3 page letter.. i feel like sucha pussy when i tear up.. guess i am one. lol, jrfiilfremdc, with love, Squirtle.

Alison taylor peacock is fucking the most amazing girl in the world, and she only deserves the best of the best.

by alejandrosquirtle September 1, 2011