A herd of skanky girls, often loud and thought to be drunk at first glance. Consists typically of the stereotype known elsewhere as trailer trash.
by coryinc September 19, 2006
Proper Noun - a highly elite organization dedicated to the patrolling of penises, or rather, penii. Members do not apply, they are found. Just like one of those sweet colleges no one knows about.
Guy: Dude, the Penis Patrol came by today.
Montag: What'd they want?
Guy: Nothing, just a checkup.
Montag: So we're alright then.
Montag: What'd they want?
Guy: Nothing, just a checkup.
Montag: So we're alright then.
by Wang Ninja August 20, 2003
by TokerX August 27, 2003
A group of men (and sometimes women) who go around looking for fresh vaginas in which to stick various objects.
by The Great Rando July 14, 2002
When you are going to sleep with someone and you stay awake until they fall asleep so they do not hear you if fall asleep and let one slip.
by Lesloo March 21, 2008
Parents who walk through the house late at night to see if you have a glow coming from your room caused by the brightness of electronic devices being operated.
Trisha: "Why did your parents take away your laptop?"
La Rhonda: "I was suppose to be asleep by 11 but I was texting and forgot to turn the brightness down."
Trisha: "Wow, you're parents must really be part of the glow patrol"
La Rhonda: "I was suppose to be asleep by 11 but I was texting and forgot to turn the brightness down."
Trisha: "Wow, you're parents must really be part of the glow patrol"
by SchlickShlickChick October 25, 2012
Connor: "Wow that Grundle Patrol last night was tough"
Will: "Well atleast we found new grundle territory"
Will: "Well atleast we found new grundle territory"
by Willjack213 August 22, 2008