Designated Passenger

After having your car booted with a breathelizer for Driving Under the Influence, a passenger who abtstains from drinking is elected to blow into the machine in order to get to the next watering hole.

Dude, I can't seem to get this damn thing started! Where's the damned designated passenger!

by Antronne March 14, 2008

Dark Passenger

Urge/force pushing one (psychological) to feel the need to kill others.

As in The Venture Bros Red Death “I need to feed my dark passenger...”

by Lepaul4 September 24, 2018

Dark Passenger

A big poop that you have to dump immediately.

Aw man, this dark passenger is gonna make me poop my pants!

by Uhhhh...idk butts? June 27, 2020

Proactive Passenger

Proactive passengers realize that the only way a car will make it to its destination is if they take the bull by the horns. They have strong leadership, delegation and non-verbal communication skills.

The Proactive Passengers know they are in the best position to surveil, assess and provide assignments to the driver. Additionally, they are responsible for navigational tips and secondary hand gestures/menacing looks. The driver, or control twiddler, should focus on basic essentials of threat reduction, navigation and other driver antagonism.

Proactive Passenger traits can often lie dormant for years surfacing only when a spouse and/or loved one takes the wheel.

My wife was pissed at me for ensuring we got here tonight, she doesn't realize the value of a Proactive Passenger.

by j chron July 6, 2009

Dinghy passenger

A man or a woman who crave riding on a man's woody, preferably while voyaging in a small marine craft.

Can I help you with your wooden oar? I'll be your dirty dinghy passenger, Captain.

by TTIII May 18, 2016

Professional Passenger

Someone who always sits in the passenger seat every time they get into a vehicle, even if they are the owner of the vehicle.

I am a professional passenger; I don't drive.

by Kinonhlanhla March 24, 2021

popcorn passenger

Is a passenger that is on a plane that once they sit down, they stand up every two seconds. This is in particular when they get one item and one item only from their carryon item that is stowed in the overhead bin.

This flight is full of popcorn passengers getting thing’s from the overhead compartment, I wish they would just sit down.

by Gert Barr April 1, 2021