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A small town in the Southeastern Denver Metro Area in Colorado. Parker is composed mainly of white, conservative, Christians who see no problem in silently imposing their ways on others. However, this is destined to change in coming years with increased migration from bankrupt California.

Despite all of it's shortcomings, Parker is actually a rather nice town with three high schools and low crime rates.
Me: I'm glad that Obama is President of the United States!
Parker resident #1: No way! He's a Muslim, Socialist, liar!
Me: What? That's ridiculous! I've never heard anyone say such hateful things about our Commander in Chief!
Parker resident #2: Welcome to Parker, dude. People are like that out here.
Parker by Parker Rez January 26, 2011
to "pull a parker" means to say something loudly that either removes someone's ruse or let's someone else understand what exactly is going on, usually in a bad way.
Person 1: "man i was so sick, there was no way i could have shown up at school yesterday."

Person 2: "dude, i went to your house yesterday, you were fine. in fact, you went wake boarding with me after that"

(nearby teacher hears Person 2, starts to walk towards them)

Person 1: "ugh. you just pulled a parker man."
parker by Casey "Tofu" November 1, 2005
Boy1: u know that Parker

Boy2:yea he’s a cunt
Parker by WONTON Hentai May 24, 2019
1. n.
- one who constantly repeats himself in conversation, talks awkardly, or is otherwise unusual in speaking.
- a person who speaks in strange tones.
- someone who, in a manner both annoying and humorous, speaks without varying the tone of his or her voice.

2. n.
- a member of a group who exhibits laughably poor judgement.
- a leader producing comically bad schemes, which are usually never seen through. (see: cartman)
- one who offers consistently flawed wisdom to a group; someone who would be considered dangerous if his advice were ever followed. (see: schrute)
2.
Guy 1: Hey, look at that: a furby with a swastika armband.
Guy 2: Wow. That thing's messed up without a doubt, but ultimately harmless.
Guy 1: That's a parker for sure.
Parker by Noitimba Dnilb November 12, 2006
Parker is the hottest person and the coolest person I know
Parker by cLout is a qt April 14, 2021
People who are Parkers are just hot. Like pound me into a mattress hot. Like slam me into a door and fuck the shout of me hot you know. So, just let a parker fuck you :)
Love, Parker is so great in bed. He slammed me into the mattress and pounded me HARD.
Parker by anonymous August 8, 2021