oxymoron

Two words that seemingly contradict each other when used together.

(20:38:05) amy: hey, i really am a good girl

by AciDz0r July 9, 2005

Oxymoron

A complete & total moron who, because of being an imbecile, refuses to oxycute (oxyclean) & so has acute acne on entire face & neck & enjoys popping it in public.

Oh shit, dude! Look at that fuckin' redneck craterface with the pus running down his chin, damn he's an oxymoron.

by sikwill December 28, 2005

oxymoron

2 words that contradict each other.

Examples of oxymorons:

Jumbo shrimp
Black people
Alone together
Living dead

by peter scully January 18, 2019

oxymoronic

two things or people that are so alike and yet different

Man, Vinh and Jami are so much alike and yet they're so different, that's oxymoronic.

by VinhX April 17, 2006

Oxymoron

A person who does so much oxy that they're useless

He was nodding off so much during the interview that they canceled. What an oxymoron!

by THat_Indian_Guy September 14, 2016

Oxymoron

Two words or phrases that contradict each other

Chowkidar Amit Shah - when the watchman (Chowkidar) steals, it is an oxymoronic situation

by Docpilot March 17, 2019

Oxymoron

A person who has suffered hypoxic brain damage from a botched autoerotic asphyxiation session.

After dangling unconscious from his wank noose for 15 minutes, John was successfully resuscitated, but alas it was too late; severe deficits in his intellectual faculties had rendered him an oxymoron.

by Pimbo May 16, 2018