owl

Stands for old white lady. Usually refers to that racist lady who avoids all contact with black people and gets uncomfortable when they're around her.

"Boy, you better stay away from that owl's house. She bout made me catch a case last time."

by tropical_aesthetic.11 November 2, 2019

Owling

Tilting ones head to the side whilst pouting.

Similar to Zoolander's blue steel but with an added owlness.

For example, Bahons looking confused so his natural reaction was to start owling.

by MR Bahons May 3, 2013

OWL

Ordinary Wizarding Level...
examinations.
More commonly known as OWL's!
From JK Rowling's Harry Potter book series.

Hogwarts student1: Awe shit we have our potions OWL examination tomorrow don't we??
hogwarts student2: Yeah... Snape grades like a bitch too!
Hogwarts student1: That fucker!
Hogwarts student2: Damn straight!

by kidstakissa February 10, 2009

owl

acronym for old white lady. used in a derogatory tone to define someone who leaves her turn signal on for miles, a non traditioanl college student who sits in the front of the class and nods in agreement at everything the professor says, or someone who takes up the entire aisle in the grocery store.

damn, that owl asked so many stupid questions in world lit this morning.

by shemma July 10, 2005

owling

The act &/or participation of taking pictures in random places or in groups with a plastic owl decoration.

Johnny was owling last night on top of Sara's car.

by w3rdVirus September 1, 2011

owl

Abbreviation for "OverWeight Lover"

Ron was so embarassed when I saw that OWL leaving his room in the morning.

by Signmund April 3, 2004

OWL

Function: noun; acronym

OWL: offended white liberal - Any white-guilt liberal who is offended on behalf of black people, usually over matters that blacks don't find offensive. Indigenous to politically correct regions of North America.

"Jennifer is such an OWL, she says we can't serve fried chicken on MLK Jr. Day because it will offend blacks."

by Shamika Jones January 14, 2010