A usually gay surname, relating to old mexican traditions of poo farmers and toilet cleaners. Ortega is a surname of working and dirt. The new generation of Ortega can have money to spend on towels and hoovers but not a house.
NOT to be confused with Ortiger (A brazilian tree)
NOT to be confused with Ortiger (A brazilian tree)
You are such an Ortega (You are gay)
by bcbadai April 22, 2018
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by kolesnikov.vd November 23, 2021
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Get the Orteza mug.A one of a kind women, the kind you go to war for. Mommy Ortega is the modern day Athena, she is a goddess with titties that bounce like that chubby black kid at an urban air, and an ass sculpted by Michelangelo. The act of getting Ortega'd involves Jenna Ortega formulating before your eyes all oiled up (in canola oil for cooking purposes) and going to the proverbial "town". Even gay guys drop their pants to get pegged by "mommy".
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