oturu

Oturu means moon and big schlong

Omg, do you see Oturu over there with his huge nutsack

by oturu November 21, 2021

Optus

To be utterly screwed over by a telecommunications company with your personal data including driver licence numbers, passport numbers, Medicare numbers and other private stuff being handed over to random Russians.

I have been standing in a line for an hour for a new licence!

You can thank Optus! Let’s hope my home loan application doesn’t get fucked up too!

by xuster95 September 28, 2022

octurasourisus

A spaka on a spaka bus licking the windows also named as Jack Dobbing

Jack is a octurasourisus

by Tyler the pornstar January 28, 2023

Octurnal

Ɪ was told by my sister a while back that it means you're up in the day & asleep in the night, antonym to nocturnal. but Urban Dictionary users say otherwise.

nah. Ɪ won't define Octurnal.

by NSegaXtra June 27, 2023

optune

Most perfect opportunity

“I can’t even unironically come up with a way to use this word in the optune moment…”

by Evil Eye October 20, 2023

Opurbo

Nigga.

Opurbo Hija

by Z4kir_ November 23, 2023

Optus

you're having the worst possible day ever - no phone or internet for a whole day while other network users live a normal life which induces a very deep and real FOMO. In the example below it replaces the word "cunt" and yet is more visceral.

Chris: How's your day been?
Brad: I've had an Optus of a day!
Chris: Wow - I really feel sorry for you Bro.

by the gold watch November 24, 2023