False optimist

Somebody that keeps trying to tell you it's all good between you and them (despite every indication to the contrary) or that you've forgiven and forgotten everything on their end, even though you're not forgiving or senile by nature.

The real cynics are the ones that seem to think everything is okay with everybody all the time, or that everything will be okay, so people shouldn't worry. That is false optimism, and people (a false optimist) who think that way are not good liars.

by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021

False optimist

People that are realistic about life might not make good liars either, but at least they don't put up a paper thin facade of being optimists where there is no good reason to be optimistic about something or someone.

A false optimist is the most negative kind of person around beneath the surface, but what's on the surface is everything to someone like that. What they have to show others for something is everything, even though it's phony.

by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021

Best Boyfriend (Homo optimus)

A lovely boyfriend that embodies all that is good in the world.

Emily: "Holy gosh, you are the best boyfriend! If I were to give you a specific scientific title, it would definitely be Homo optimus!"

Best Boyfriend (Homo optimus)

by Evelyn Noah August 22, 2011

Option Two

New Age contemporary eMo also known as schizophrenic rock.

"Buddy, have you listened to Option Two in my New corvette?"

by Jimmy Jammer April 28, 2003

optimus fat

Someone that indulges in the world of fantasy, is overweight and believes they are of mystical or sci-fiction power.

adj. a transformer based insult.

Hey optimus-fat, get of your space shuttle there aka the couch and take a shower this week!

did you see optimus fat, he had cat puke on his shirt all week and watched pokemon!

by lord nummers July 11, 2010

internet options

savior of all teens who searches porno

screw norton, just gotta internet options and u can clear ur history and cookies in a click

by i think im gay July 17, 2006

Best option

When a pompous ass thinks that they can do something way beyond any capabilities that they may really have.

Kevin Poliquin the best option, techmo champ of the world.

by Code 25631 December 30, 2009