This One Time In 8th Grade

When a hot chick is on you and you are about to lose your moyd or have to tend to your intestinal calling, tell your friend "this one time in 8th grade" and he will tackle her or otherwise remove her bodily threat.

(Your stomach cramps and then discharges) Uh this one time in 8th grade.... <TACKLE> *Friend rushes to his bathroom and is saved*

by TNT June 25, 2004

a one time gig

when you dress/or do something that you would probably never do in your life again

Person #1: you should dress like that more often it looks good

Person #2: naw this was a one time gig

or/

Person #1: ayy we should do shrooms again

Person #2: thats a one time gig for me dude

by a small person July 27, 2010

That one time

If someone asks you this just go along with it because its funny

Friend: hey remember that one time?
You: yah at that one place!
Friend: and that one guy?
You: when he did that one thing?

by Ur Fukin Mum February 19, 2020

shady one time

a dirty cop ; tricky cop pulls you over for no reason

Man you just see the shady one time roll through doe?

by Zachary kush October 5, 2006

that one time that u messed up

you will never forget

remember that one time

u messed up , i do that one time that u messed up

by dabbo monke November 24, 2022

That One Time at Band Camp

An expression used by band nerds (like me). It causes the speaker to talk about their fondest or worst memories at band camp. Makes me feel old.

Terry: That One Time at Band Camp (proceeds to grow old)

by Malware. January 14, 2019

and one time at band camp

In a movie called American pie a guy is trying to get a date for the prom after jizzing his pants live on the internet and blows having sex. He tries to hook up with a girl. He does and they go to the prom together, but she plays the flute. She goes to band camp and always has stories and is always like and one time at band camp, and again and one time at band camp. She is pretty stupid to and it gets so repetitive so when someone says something over and over again or a lot of times or something stupid or they stutter a lot people say and one time at band camp to refer to this movie. The most famous one she says is and one time at band camp I stuck my flute up my pussy. She said band camp was like sex ed. Now you guy know what this means all people over 40 ave seen this movie its all about sex. That is what and one time at band camp means thank you for reading.

So me and my friends walked into this room and we walked into the room and then we were in the room and in the room we..... and then the room...... and the room is......

-and one time at band camp

by Beastlynoob57 November 19, 2013