why don't you stay at home more often

A full-spectrum insult. Said at anytime and anyone to a silly remark.

1. A: I think Facebook friends are phoney.

B: Why don't you stay at home more often?

2. Chairperson: any more questions?
B: Yes: The speaker failed to tell us the real secret behind his vacuous smile.
Speaker: Yes I did. Why don't you stay at home more often? Do you want me to repeat that? Oright: WDY-SAHMO?

by vivauganda February 22, 2011

early and often

early and often is my preferred masturbation schedule.

I like to whack off early and often!

by eda-skip June 12, 2022

often

This is one of the most mispronounced words in the English Language. It should rhyme with "coffin". It isn't "off-ten".

Person A: How off-ten do you read?
Person B: Apparently you read too much, since it is "often", not "off-ten"!
Person B: (writes "listen" on a piece of paper) How to you pronounce this word?
A: Listen. it has a silent T.
B: Then why do you pronounce it in "often"?

by Urine Corporation March 31, 2013

randy orton

the best wrestler alive PERIOD anyone who say's he isn't can go fuck themselves.

fuck all you haterz.

by bonemaster May 5, 2005

randy orton

A 3rd generation WWE superstar whom will kick all you haters asses. A member of Evolution. A hotter than hell living legend. Hottest man alive. Next WWE champion. BITCH!!!

Randy Orton beat Mick Foley at Backlash.
Randy Orton just RKO'd your ass.

by Samantha June 11, 2004

randy orton

I don't know why women think he is so hot. I'm better looking than he is.
Comment w/ request to delete: he is hot ur just a hater and jealous like omg.

watch all the sluts- I mean women- give this thumbs down.

by Adrian January 8, 2005

Oftenly

Because fork Merriam-Webster.

I oftenly eat donuts.

by Oftenlyisaword December 1, 2019